“Holy shit, the invisible hand is real.” -Darren Rovell

She seems cool, and I’ve never gotten the impression that she is preachy about her decision to wait for marriage. People harp on it, but that’s pretty out of her control. I can’t imagine she loves being asked about it over and over and over, but she’s always been gracious about it from what I’ve seen.

(don’t ask me. I have no idea)

Yes, dear. For “procedures,” of course.

This. But we all know who wins the Facebook martyr-off: stay at home moms.

Never forget...extra napkins.

First Jared, now, Kevin from the League. Where are the true heroes that our chain restaurants deserve?!

I get why people are upset, but the calls to boycott, etc. seem a BIT much. Also, I saw some meme type posts about it on FB today with the hashtag #nursesmatter. Getting real tired of seeing every ‘movement’ now co-opting the slogan.

Read that as Whoopi Goldberg tits.

“The League” Season 2 Ep: 4

“Oh she’s a nurse? How was I supposed to know that? She should have worn her white skirt and hat instead of those men’s pajamas.” - Joy’s likely response

Has she never seen a nurse before? Do rich people not have to go to hospitals?

I can’t remember the last time I had a doctor use a stethoscope during a checkup. Usually something the nurse does beforehand, I thought.

I’m sure this guy just made an isolated mistake and isn’t pathological or something, but I have to say this has made me pretty skeptical towards his story about sneaking out the back door of the Benghazi consulate.

Can’t wait for his tell-all biography, Final Fantasy.

It was clear all along. A 9/11 survivor would never agree to represent a place that claims to traffic fiery wings.

Literally!

he’s just really stressed out because he married a westerling instead of a frey like he was supposed to and now he will lose a really strategic ally