More Confidence, Less Boyfriend should definitely be a thing! MCLB for the win!

More Confidence

a shitty, gross joke.

If sarcasm were water some of these people would fall out of a boat and still miss it.

You’re leading the way.

Next week on BCO: the Yotopia workers’ perspective.

It’s called irony. This piece is ironic.

+1 Restores my faith in the Greek system (even if it wasn’t a gyro shack floor she cleaned with her “golden piss”).

I guess we should all be grateful that this lady had the goodness of heart and strength of forethought not to put other people at risk of death or dismemberment with her actions. What a hero.

This reminds me of the night before my best friend’s wedding. The Maid of Honor got so bombed at the bachelorette party that she couldn’t wait on the elevator to get up to the room to pee. She did what any soundly drunk girl would do and backed up to the potted fake tree and gave it a sound, albeit unnecessary…

I don’t recognize most of the names, so my respect for the Jez commentariat is unwavered.

It’s funny and it’s news because homeless junkies pee on fro-yo floors all the time. It’s what they DO. Drunken college girls usually go behind the dumpster at the bar or six inches from the bar toilet because forty thousand semi-incontinent bitches be fuckin up the line.

Indeed. The Shrayber is an acquired taste. But you WILL become addicted.

Have you heard of the words satire and parody? Also sororities are the worst. Should we not mock them, Oh Arbiter Of Free Speech?

You don’t get subtle sarcasm well, do you?

I think you missed the point somewhat.

Yeah, but it’s going to be years until the twenty gets updated again. The while movement to get Jackson off the twenty was largely set off when they redid them last. The treasury has heard the complaints, agrees that it’s about time we had a woman on paper money already, and is applying to the very next set of bills…

Ughhhh, his first two albums were SO GOOD THO!! Also, yes, he is hot. Very hot.

It’s funny you should say that and I know my party-going exploits are of endless fascination to all.