Well, sepia-colored hairy skittle is permanently in my vocabulary now. I sincerely thank you for this.

Who knew that reciting your Google calendar in halting sentence fragments counted as a stump speech?

+1 Trail of Beers

This take is completely fresh and has not already been thoroughly rebutted or debunked.

Good Kinja.

Poor thing. It really socks to have your heart broken. Especially by someone who promised: “I Will Never Let You Down”

that looks pretty close to being a tittoo

Or Clitorises.

Imagine president Cher, sitting in the oval office drink a glass (okay maybe more than one), watching cable news and tweeting all of her presidential decisions.

Normally when the presidential announcement comes on and makes me miss a TV show I don’t like it. If it’s president Cher I would gladly watch.

Nodaks=Nodicks. That fruit is just hanging way too low.

did you work with bears on the taylor swift programming?

RANDI OH MY GOD

This is a thing of beauty. All it needs is “breathe.” Whenever I see this tattoos I marvel at the medical miracle that is tattoos reminding people to inhale and exhale. Were droves of white women dying of asphyxiation prior to that innovation?

At least Yoko is now leaning more towards the hippie than the dippy side of things.

Rita Ora is a shapeshifter. No one can tell me otherwise.

Iggy you can just tweet “I’m a moron” over and over agin, the evidence is just unnecessary now at this point

Lol, posting about feminism on Kotaku? Bring on the irrelevant Anita Sarkeesian hate and bring on the straw-feminists!