So you mean he was just doing it because he loves the commitment, the comaradarie with his teammates, the thrill of the game, and striving to be better in athletic pursuits. Holy shit! What the fuck else does he do for free? Mountain bike?!

Georgetown isn’t a traditional sports school, so they don’t offer athletic scholarships based on merit. The vast majority of their scholarships are based on academics and financial need. They do offer some, but they’re the exception not the rule. It’s very likely this kid was paying some amount to attend GU.

MAYBE IF WE ALL IGNORE IT EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY.

Orgy Tents are the thing a friend of a friend supposedly goes to but you can never find

Not even that: Georgetown does not offer traditional football scholarships.

In a frat house?

That’s what happens when you let science into your soul.

Anglo American Jesus is the only real Jesus. And here in the good old USofA, American is the only language to worship him in. (Damn foreign Latin gobbledy gook)

The anglo American Jesus is the only real Jesus. The fictitious biblical middle eastern Jesus was a lie created by historical fact, historical facts are a known tool of the devil. The scientific method for example is a gateway drug to other luciferian trickery like reason and logic.

because it gets hella cold at night

I work for a fella who often goes and his wife goes every year and he introduced me to the problem of “Black Rock Vaginitis” or... wait for it... “Playa Pussy” apparently the alkaline nature of the dust can cause RAGING UTIs... this information has firmly confirmed for me that I could NEVER be a Burner.

that’s Roosh V. he recently came to canada and tried to do a speaking tour and a woman in montreal recognised him in a bar and threw beer on him, and when the guys in the bar were told he was a rapist and rape promoter they chased him back to his hotel. it made me proud to be canadian.

It isnt the dust you have to worry about getting in your butthole...

As the wife of a wonderful man who has low T from SSRIs and rapid weight loss, I can confirm. It’s sad to love someone who doesn’t crave your touch, but pressure and coersion are poison. Doctor is helping, slowly, thank Spaghetti Monster.

My weekends regularly consist of Netflix and masturbating. I’ve just started putting my vibrator next to me when I crawl into bed and open up my laptop. One day I’m going to automatically do this out of habit when I have company over and have no way of explaining myself.

The Dyson Sutra

I considered that and had a sads.

I read “vaginal tears” and couldn’t imagine why a vaguna would be crying.

Missionary Wednesdays for the win!

Nick Kyrgios really needs to learn some manners.