“My religion” — “I’m not even religious.” Holy cognitive dissonance.

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It was 1979. The principal actually told her that she should be “flattered”, as that meant Ricky liked her. She didn’t know what the word flattered meant but she sure knew bullshit when she smelled it.

Crying now! I’m in the car with my cat and boyfriend on a loooong drive and so I read it to them, too. The boy chuckled but the cat did not respond.

Ha, I have a polar opposite story. When I was 12 I was carrying my 9-month-old sister, and watching my 6-year-old brother and two other kids about his age while our mothers were doing laundry at the laundromat. I struck up a conversation with a woman with a baby about my sister’s age, and she said, “Are these all your…

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This is about my twin sister. First day of school, she was in second grade. A boy named Ricky started picking on her. Pulling at her hair, slapping, kicking and terrorizing her. She was scared but nobody did anything. The teacher just told Ricky to stop it but he continued. He was big and an asshole. He grabbed her…

This reminds me of a friend of mine who at 30 years old was told that she couldn’t have a sample of ice cream at the grocery store without parental permission.

Kanye and Taylor when the cameras are off them:

I used to teach elementary art in a really low-income school district near Denver. One student, Franklin, was a third-grader who was homeless and living in a car with his mother at the time. The district and social services were aware and helping as much as possible, but mom was hard to work with due to some ongoing…

First day of preschool, I showed every damn person in the building the new Minnie Mouse underwear I was wearing.

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Slap her viciously across the face and turn around and walk away. Then delete her from your devices. Colloquially, the old “punch and delete”. I’m a homo so I prefer the “vicious slapping” method. Thank me later.

It was originally “The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!” in the UK. But American audiences are too leery of “science” and “scientists”, so they changed the name for us.

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He’d be a great addition to Slytherin.

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I’m sort of jealous of him.