“Girl”’s name is right up there in the article. Has been mentioned a few times. But that is, of course, assuming you actually tried to read the article instead of jumping down to comment on how cool and jaded you are.

She should have just named him Wolfgang and kept her mouth shut, hahah

Because they are butthurt as fuck. You see that percentage that is all arrogant and big ego ? First sign of low self steem and insecurity. They are insecure. Insecurity make people defensive and defensivness make them angry and hateful.... there you have the so called “neckbears” and Gamegater etc...
Of course not…

Ummmm, no actually. I’m pretty sure I’ve *never* heard a saying involving alligater mouths overloading hummingbird asses.

Holy cow this is getting crazy....

“attack”

It was a joke. Maybe we should drop the militaristic lingo and just take a step back from the monitor for a minute. This isn’t a “war” no one’s being “attacked” and everyone’s feelers are all in one piece. When a comedian makes a dumb joke, the grown-up thing to do is usually roll your eyes, mutter “that was…

I’d also bet a buck that Jimmy Kimmel received plenty of jabs when he said he wanted to do comedy or writing, too. Wonder if he flipped the fuck out and said he’s gonna kill some folks.

This worked out pretty fabulously for Kimmel, on purpose I’m sure. He got to make his jokes, then the usual set of gamers predictably acted like rabid psycho gamergater asshats (more comedy!), then he gets to ‘make up’ with some famous rational gamers.

Jimmy Kimmel and every other comedian has made jokes about almost every hobby or job under the sun. Skiing, swimming, model train building, backpacking, rock climbing, fellow comedians...the list is endless.

None of those other people lost their shit on the internet when he made a joke about them. Why is gaming so…

I’m pretty sure the government in Taiwan beat Japan, you guys

I’d be in France “studying abroad” a.k.a drinking my FUCKING FACE OFF and then collapsing at my host mother’s house at 3 am #NoRagrets

You went to law school with my sister? No, seriously, she named her kid “Wolf” to—and I am not making this up—”honor our Native American heritage”. We're German. Like Kraut-with-a-Christmas-tree, pickle-soup-eating German. Our grandparents had accents. She sort of just decided that she was Cherokee.

Omg me too!

Also I’d be 12 and deep in the closet, but who wasn’t?

Oh my god I’m almost jealous you still have 2008 ahead of you

I’d be touring with Willie Nelson and living in my office. I miss those days so much.

As long as she also keeps making fun of her mom. Because that shit is funny.

Yes! Art is all about making you comfortable and superficially happy. Boners, too!

You do realize that almost ALL musicians, especially the greats, write music about their trials. Drug abuse, sexual abuse, horrible relationships, etc.

Have you ever actually listened to music that came out before 2000?