This is the Fox network. It’s a non-political entertainment network. You’re thinking of Fox News, which is populated by Satan and his spawns.

I would like to nominate this picture for the award of “Most Awkward-Looking Kiss to Ever Be Photographed”. They just look so uncomfortable. It will not win the award, of course. A picture taken of me at my college graduation will win HANDS DOWN. But this one is pretty bad and deserves the nomination.

He’d probably just cry into your vagina.

You’re really determined to defend and stand up for kinks I’m not fucking talking about.

Don't worry Matthew, Jenny McCarthy is coming to save you.

Yes, Daddy?

http://jezebel.com/can-t-wait-for…

I’m sorry :(

I said something similar when they were first arrested. I’m too dumb to Kinja but here’s a screenshot. I got unmitigated shit for it.

Special snowflakes?

Look, sometimes Jaxson can get a little grabby with the play-doh and if Kayliee wants to kick him in his still-undescended testicles for it, what’s the harm of putting a little money on the side?

I only listen to the hotties, otherwise I just hear Charlie Brown’s teacher.

My first tattoo is between my shoulder blades. When I was in the parking lot putting on my shirt to drive home, the bandage fell off. So I went back inside real quick to have the artist put on another bandage. He does, I leave and head home.

I thought it said “This too sharp” at first.

Taylor Swift’s next #1 single: Heart of Darkness!

There was a guy I’d known for some years online. He studied tattooing. Great artist. I’d seriously considered visiting Cali just to have him do some work on me.

This is why you do extensive research on who is going to tattoo you. Get to know the artist.

Fucker is THICK, especially at the base.