Let’s trade first album stories! My first album (meaning, that I bought for myself, with saved-up allowance) was Kiss: Alive II. I guess I was about ten, probably.

Lena Dunham vs Justin Beiber? That’s a tough one. His quoted lyrics, though... you’d have to really stretch to get some kind of “Blurred Lines” meaning out of them. Of course he’s so dumb that his explanation just fuels the fire soggy match.

But:

Her stupid anecdote about College Dropout being the first album she ever bought when she was 12 years old (even though she turned 12 in 2001 and College Dropout came out in 2004) as she was introducing Kanye had me rolling my eyes. She always has to make everything about her.

I have to say, at least Kanye is genuinely himself, even if that self is an utterly bizarre concoction of perverse narcissism. Swift always comes off as prepackaged to please; she seems to be intimately aware of her image, unlike predecessors such as Britney Spears, and knows exactly what to say and how to tweak her…

Imma guess the Illuminati cut you off before you could finish

Gotta love how Kanye West makes a spectacle of himself and all Taylor Swift thinks is, “how does this make me look?”

It is. Then again, sounds like he deserves it...

dude it’s taking everything in my power not to buy one right now

This just in:

I looooooove this omfg

She actually performed at the show which sort of makes this funnier.

If Kanye’s job now is to just troll the shit out of Taylor Swift at every available opportunity then I am completely on-board.

But how can it NOT be about Taylor?!

Btw, calling it “twit shit” doesn’t really make me want to fix this problem but I will because I am a magnanimous blogger.

I always love it on Ugly Betty when they have courtroom sketches that look like fashion design sketches.

I feel like Iggy should not be advertising the fact that she watched the VMAs from her couch, instead of actually attending like the rest of the gainfully employed pop stars.

Frankie Muniz: challenge accepted.

Don’t forget Ayn Randian.