Other helpful tips: If you need extra money, just inherit five million dollars. The secret to being beautiful is to not be ugly.

Blasberg, who VF notes is the author of two books: Classy and Very Classy

Even when you don’t want to have fun, YOU BETTER JUST FAKE IT.

“Listen, if you want to be a person who’s around fun people all the time, act like a person that fun people want to have around.”

my eyeballs broke at a “professional extrovert”

Cue the best cameo of all time.

Jesus christ, that is exactly it!

This kid has a punchable maw

Maddie, your headline of “What the Teens Are Into” led me believe this was going to be all about Jenkem, rainbow parties, and butt-chugging. To my surprise, it was even more enlightening. Thanks for keeping this Old hep and with it!

I was doing okay until I read that there’s a 15 year old who does makeup tutorials who has a net worth of $1.5 million.

Why are there so many Youtube/Vine stars with puppies? Were puppies in the gift bags?? I am having a severe Get Off My Lawn episode and I am only 22...

The amount of shit I’ve lost at tha clurb made me realize I have to leave anything really nice at home.

Last weekend, a very unlucky bro was at BPM New York, located at the fashionable intersection of 42nd street and a garbage can

Ha, I long ago stopped associating where people went to college with their actual intelligence levels. Some of the downright dumbest people I have ever met and worked with went to Ivy League schools. Really. Some of the smartest went to state schools. Someone reciting their alma mater has less than zero effect on my…

“Vice? Really? C’mon...”

BC. Which is full of idiots.

it’s like she’s even scared of the black guy via satellite!

We have reached a tipping point of Trump saying obscene racist things and riling up crowds to think it’s okay to HATE and HURT wide swaths of the population, and Fox news blatantly race baiting its audience that it’s not amusing anymore. Its gotten fucking serious and, to be honest, I’m frightened about where this is…