Made for TV Fever Ray is the most depressing thing...

you can’t say for sure it’s not correct

conehead konehead kardashian

She’s the straight to video Lady Gaga. Diet Sia. Made for TV Fever Ray.

Looks like she’s about to lip sync for her LIFE.

When my people come to colonize this planet, your name will be on the protected rolls, and you will come to no harm.

Neutron Kardashian

Since when do other people’s ideas of fun have to meet your approval? You rock that shit, Miley.

This is the news of the night and the jezzie staff is killing it.

You seem sad. I hope it gets better.

This is the worst early 20s drug experiment ever.

My eldest, age 14, at this exact moment: “Um, poppet? What’s the word for eye-rolling and embarrassment by proxy rolled into one?”

So generally using “thirsty” to mean painfully desperate for attention just makes my head hurt (get off my lawn!), but the word was pretty much invented to describe Miley Cyrus.

1) I believe Judge Kara Brown

“What’s good?”

Gather round one and all and hear tell of how Miley Cyrus raised on a TV show on a different Viacom TV channel persevered to make a fool of herself and host the VMAs some years later. What a triumph over adversity.

I adore Nicki’s mean face.

Have... have you seen Serena the last few years, dude?

She was the more successful sister for a while there- advertisers were busy falling all over famously unsuccessful Kournikova at the time.