Oof. As an American, if anyone called me a Tory I’d enact swift freedom on their ass.

I felt bad for Carly a lot, but mostly when they started talking about imaginary war for what seemed like seven hours. All the good ol’ boys kept circle jerking and talking about how to best screw over them damn dirty browns. She had what, a minute to speak?

He even did a few non-faces!

I’m torn between hating him as a person and admiring him as a Scots/body.

I want Lupita more than I want children #bff

“I keep getting asked which college Republicans group I’m with.”

Chocolate? Bacon? Someone is. . . A CLOSET REPUBLICAN!

Gonna jump way up the kinja ladder, but fuck it. My best friend did away with facebook after she graduated from college and I couldn’t let her one-up me. So I deleted mine! I wish I had a better story, but that’s the way the cookie crumbles. I’m starting to realize that as a Millennial I am waaaaaay too dependent on…

I do this all the time! I share something with Trump other than the white male thing (minor details).

Trump Truther, we need thee!

My second Italian professor (she was from Umbria if I recall) definitely told us that salve was pretentious pedestrian Lazio lingo and should only be used ironically. We did spend a few classes on hand gestures. I took no issue with that!

It may be a sign of respect. You send the toughest warrior into the enemy’s camp as they will not crack under pressure.

Dropout from DC’s own Fancy University here. All the bros want to be consultants, all the bros try to sound exquisitely intelligent by discussing strait relations between China and Taiwan, all the bros are on grindr (torso pics).

He’s hip and with it! The young’uns love the apostrophe. Gotta’ get ‘em before them Dem’s convert ‘em to homo’s, y’all!

I’ll join you! I took a year of Italian at Fancy University so I’m undoubtedly a native speaker. Salve y’all!

Also a member of the illustrious homofascist male ally group, and I agree with the cliche. All of my past bosses were women (this is the first time that I have made myself aware of this fact. . .) and they didn’t take shit from anyone. They also didn’t point fingers when they made a mistake. Fiorina is the…

Par for the course for these “fresh-faced Republicans” (read: far less experienced than 2008 Obama).

I keep getting kinja’d (star won’t show up, I click again and two stars appear under my name, check back and all your stars are gone) but I cannot beat your last projection.

Drink until you agree with anything that any of the candidates say*