If one of these pigs at the county fair actually gets into the Oval Office, I will enact at least four years of constant inebriation (if they don’t Make America Great Again by repealing the 21st amendment).

My pet peeve is when someone calls, I pick up and answer “Hello?” and they respond with “Hello?”. I want to punch them through the phone.

My accent disappears. I go from your redneck cousin Randy who sports the Confederate flag at family gatherings to the calculated rhetoric of President Obama.

The omniscient master, Matt Damon. Gold medal recipient in mental gymnastics, Hollywood 2015.

I can only speak towards the depression part. If it is under control and he isn’t itching to put a ring on it, you can kindly let him off the hook and not worry about him doing anything in retaliation (against himself). If he is really into you. . . That is trickier, and I will defer to any other opinion. When I’m…

Thank you, deities. My knee-jerk reaction when presented with soccer is to ridicule because I am an American, but I can appreciate the aestetic value of a beautiful human regardless.

This is going to be golden (er, gilded). Over/under on how many misogynistic or sexist comments Trump will make during the debate?

That’s one of my faves but it is also probably one of the most misconstrued verses (and that is saying a lot) . This article talks about it better than I could. I can’t stand CEO Christians and fundies who use it after the fact, when life is dandy and God loves you because you didn’t look at that woman’s tits. Very…

I was totally expecting prosperity gospel, as we all were. That or some verse that goes completely against his persona.

I’m inclined to believe the latter since you brought it up. Wasn’t much violence when I lived there, but I lived in the. . . more sheltered neighborhood.

Yeah that surprised me. . . Maybe because it’s a commuter haven?

I never understood why he decided to venture into fashion. There’s no point. His music is overwhelmingly critically and commercially successful, but money begets money I suppose.

Indeed. I know too many people who play the holier-than-thou card because they are afraid of the orgasm, so it was easy to see that Lolo was nothing but genuine in her remarks. I think the media elevated her too high though, as there was so much pressure on her to be the best in London. She’s undoubtedly amazing, but…

I can’t STAND co-opting, even if it is for a good reason. It just takes away from the original altogether. I am glad that we’re tacking -ghazi onto controversies nowadays because -gate has softened the clusterfuck that was the original.

In my facebook days I got a great kick out of the extensive debasing posts from SAHM. They would rip into what little shits their kids are, how awful their school is, and how horrible their mere maternal existence was. Then they would always end the post with “But for my kids, everything is worthwhile.” A few good…

Would you rather have her wear that abomination or something a bit more AMERICAN??? Those pajamas are not patriotic enough. This uniform bleeds red, white, and blue. But mostly red.

Oof that show is an abomination. I have two years of basic college bio under my belt from that one time I tried to college, and I can poke holes in their presentations. That should not happen.

They recently started making my psychiatrist check my weight and blood pressure when I go in. I’m not sure if that is a state thing or an APA thing, but it is welcome by me (stereotypical doctor-avoidant boy here). I don’t get why it took so long as the biggest symptom across the board with psychiatric medication is…

Oh she is totally a character (in a good way). I met her at LSU back in my Athletic Superstar days, and she’s just a sweet human. She tried to downplay the whole virginity thing for a while because people were trying to throw her on the high horse. She didn’t want to be seen as judgmental, but just as someone who made…

I feel that way too, but I take that stance with any feminist ally who calls other people out but not themselves. I think a large part of men being allies is not pointing the finger or rehashing what’s already been covered, but actively expressing their own sexist acts and learning from that.