So judging her sin for judging me for sinning? SINCEPTION

As others have noticed, Yoko is becoming less and less esoteric. Today was just “popular girl on Instagram” level quirk. WHAT IS WRONG YOKO TELL ME

The “platform” I was referring to was the iPad, should have actually typed that out. I meant that Apple just wanted to show plainfolk like myself that Photoshop works well (or should work well) on it.

I just always say I’ll “forgive but not forget”. That’s technically four words. . . but sums it up. I will forgive someone for lying to me, but I won’t forget that said person lies.

My Jesus only allows it missionary /s

Or in this case, Y NOT THREE

Wait for the overt long-form essays on personal experiences. That’s always my favorite part of corporate microaggressions, how about you?

Who tryna send me grainy nudes on a floppy

I saw it that way, too. It was just a magic trick to wow us peasants while also letting anyone with actual Photoshop skills know that it’s (hopefully) a viable platform to edit photos. Apple is Apple after all, and they get away with being as simplistic as possible. People will buy it regardless of how fancy their…

Coming from someone who lives in a sea of red, these people think that getting rid of PP will drive girls into abstinence. Because it’s obviously worked so well in the past.

Faux New Orleans?

I meant like an American man vieing for a major currently, not throughout history. It’s been too long since Roddick.

Exactly. I’ve met many maniacal pro-birthers claim to be from a “failed abortion”. The fuck does that mean? I think they think it adds flare to their crosses.

I’ve heard the ol’ rallying cry of “Science is for liberals!” uttered sans irony.

I read some article that the pissy coworker claimed that Stanley was “reading a book with foreign writings and wearing a headdress” or something along that line. I’ve got a small hunch that this coworker might be a wee bit racist.

She didn’t refuse anyone. If they asked, she would get someone else to serve them. This had been in place for two years. RTFA.

Shouldn’t you be training, Masha?

Yeah, that was an overstep by me.

I didn’t know that! Makes sense why there’s so much more diversity nowadays. I know Venus has been at the forefront of advocating for equal prize money for women. It’s obvious to me that professional tennis is becoming less of an elite sport (elite as in rich white men overshadowing all else). I can tell some aren’t…

I’m too young to know anything about Court, but I don’t hear much about other women from her era. Women’s tennis is absolutely stacked nowadays: Serena obviously dominates, but the rest of the top players rotate around with frequency. Men’s is still dominated by the big four.