In my class, it was the neo-hippie who joined all the oppressed minority groups. Native American group. African group. Irish American group.

I’d be waiting to go back to school after Katrina. Also I’d be 12 and deep in the closet, but who wasn’t? Good times.

No love for Daddy and Daughter Belichick?

He’ still here? What about BlackEgyptian, haven’t seen him and him grotesque shock photos this week.

There’s actually a name for it, end-of-history fallacy or something like that. I haven’t gotten ink in over two years because I’m afraid of what my tattoo might mean in a few decades. Like say you got a Bill Cosby tattoo in the 90s. Why you’d get a BC tattoo to begin with is another question, but you get my point.

Can someone smell. . . A 21st century redux of Clue?

That’s how I saw it. I remember when Trayvon’s death was seen as an anomaly, but now it seems like it was just Patient Zero.

HEY BEES. STAY AWAY FROM JANICE DICKINSON.

Well I mean technically Lenin gets some weird-ass treatment to keep him from not disintegrating.

I clicked the link for shiggles and went immediately to the article you must go to: “Causes of Homosexuality”. They described the Bible as, and I quote: “the most comprehensive transcendent moral authority.”

Yeah I was “whatever” until I read it was plastered in Jesus verses. Ugh.

At first I was worried about the Uncanny Valley affect but then. . . hold on someone’s chopping onions.

That made me happier than I care to admit.

That’s what I’m wondering. They say things like “white genocide” and “third-world invasion” and I’m scratching my head whilst wondering if they know what any of that means.

Is that the guy who followed the drunk girl and raped her in Iceland? Said something like “I could get away with it in America” or some shit? I would look it up, but I don’t want to look at that sorry fucker’s face.

I know! Haven’t the racists caught on to the “hipster racism” trend perpetrated by Buzzfeed? “Black People say things [X] People say.” We are really advocating for equality, aren’t we buzzfeed?

I run in the “poor kid struggling through fancy college” circle, so I doubt I’ll meet the Beckhams anytime soon. But who knows! I promise MAYBE a wink, nothing more.

That’s so then but this is so now

Honest question: when can I start saying Brooklyn is quite handsome? I’m only six years older than him but I feel so Creepy Uncle even saying this.

I keep forgetting that man sat on the fucking board of directors at my uni. How do you make that jump?