My history teacher, a hardlined Republican alumna from the University of Alabama, didn’t sugarcoat it when she let us know that our city had the last recorded lynching on record in America. Michael Donald, in 1981. That really set me back. Granted, it wasn’t a picnic but rather a rogue pair of KKK members driving…

Skip all that and go health goth. It’s the new thing.

Usually that phrase gets uttered a year after rehab. “Our daughter is on the up and up! After going on a meth binge, blowing up part of her house, fleeing (naked) in a police car, shitting on a National Monument; I digress. One month in Hawaii ‘finding herself’ and now a year later she’s at Princeton!”

I really don’t know how but they were my idols as a lil tyke.

My English teacher had the class above me read The Fountainhead their junior year. Those kids turned out WEIRD after that book. Luckily he shelved that book and made us read something non-indoctrinating our year.

I loved the first two seasons of Girls. My defense for her was that four wealthy white girls in NYC would probably not really have any POC besties. But then when everyone in the show was white, it raised flags for me. It’s fucking New York. Everyone in the world lives there. Then when she did force black characters in…

I agree (at least I think I know what you mean). This country would be yelling UNFAIR if we didn’t report on her emails, regardless of how insignificant it may be. So while my vote is pretty unwavering, I’m glad we are at least addressing this. I don’t want to give the Republicans any more fodder to brainwash the…

TONY

Hush with this use of common sense and basic knowledge!

Ahh, that makes better sense than my diatribe. Also gives me more files to add to my Burn Book (mostly Swift, a shade Dunham, footnotes on Miley).

Lena is just trying to stay relevant and ignore her whole White Feminist label we’ve so duly given her.

I feel like their image is always going to be synonymous with each other after The Incident. There’s no way they can “put the past behind them” because America can’t put that behind them. Plus, her model friends are contemporaries with Kendall Jenner so you can always trace the lines between Kanye and Swift.

I hope I never get famous. My first album was the A-Teens debut when I was five.

Do they ever really do their community service? I’ve heard about celebs in trouble who just throw money at a charity or nonprofit and get them to say “Yeah she totally scooped soup, but there’s no pictures of it because idk.” They aren’t liable because it is damn hard and seemingly immoral to ask a charity if they…

She’s still leveraging that “I was the loser in high school, now I’m the prom queen” shtick. It will die out when we realize she was the bully all along a la Liz Lemon.

Crying big ol’ gharial tears :’)

It’s QWERKY and _fun_ and soo diff

That was my takeaway. Girl, you would’ve been touring but no one bought your tix.

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Um. . . They chirp?!