My dog won’t even kill the roaches/palmetto bugs that come out of the drains.

They ain’t going anywhere. They’ve been on the television longer than I care to look up.

Right now I’m a Professional Introvert living off some inheritance. I sleep randomly, eat whatever, abuse tobacco. My university keeps being all “r u gonna com back” and I’m like please chill.

He has that Viserys Targaryen disgustability factor.

I’m a young and I knew only 25% of them.

He isn’t human tho, more like a tweengirl-friendly personification of racism/sexism/homophobia and other non-2015 ideals.

At first I thought it said “proud-of-its-buttholes” and I was like, calm down some of us have pretty buttholes.

I didn’t want to say it either, but he has been looking a bit paunchy. Sympathy weight?

I want my babies to be darker than me. Sure as hell would be hard to get any pastier than my white ass.

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Pretty much. He was always just your run-of-the-mill dick until the 2009 VMAs (withholding the Katrina controversy), then everyone vilified him after he made poor Swifto cry. I had more empathy after watching him tear up on Leno. He had just lost his mom and took solace in the bottle. It happens to the best of us, but…

Yeah I jumped on the Apple Train with her last album. Never saw that video. She’s the only artist that can get away with pretentious album titles.

He’d have to backtrack and discuss that pseudo-misogynistic “Monster” video.

I’ll concede on the orientation judgement. That’s part of my identity I don’t struggle with much, so I can leave that out.

That would be the most entertaining election in American history, probably holding out until we have a queer president (Elizabeth Warren? Anyone?) Then again, First Lady Kimberly Kardashian doesn’t roll off the tongue. It would be the second most sexually charged presidency, though.

Top two tactics: “starving children in Africa” allegories and massive link-dumps to try and negate your own damn lived experience.

Wants to hate, but damn. There’s too much actual controversial things inside the video for me to hate this. Kudos, Swift.

I interpreted that song as her being a stalker. But hey, Swift can write a song about punching babies and people would be all “OMG YAAAS I GET IT! ME TOO!”

Serena also has an electric personality, but she doesn’t play a sport where you literally kick the shit out of the opponent. She’s not afraid to get slightly outside the bougie aristocratic hoity toity princess vibe that an overwhelming amount of female tennis players ascribe to. The ones that don’t ascribe to that…

I stick to issues affecting my society. I’m not going to go on long diatribes about the plight of the hijra in India because what are the chances I’ll actually have of going over there and preach White Jesus American Democracy to the masses? The limit doesn’t even exist.