I very much enjoyed the Turkish Airlines commericials that were travel ads for Gotham City featuring pillar of the community Bruce Wayne and Metropolis featuring pillar of the community Lex Luthor. Those spots are better than the movie.

Good luck getting Jezebel to ever address that. They initially wrote very little about it and when they do address the issue of where the assailants come from, it’s to say the right wing is using it to fuel xenophobia. Because apparently it's impossible to say anything about the fact that these men come from countries…

Suspicions of some mass cover-up were fanned by conservative outlets that referenced the well-worn racist narrative of dark-skinned men abusing white women.

This should not be confused with my lawsuit over the fact that I spent almost a year training my waist and it still pees on the floor and bites the mailman.

Ugh, I totally hate where my spleen is. If I could just move it up a bit, I’d be totally hot.

I feel bad for female celebrities’ real life best friends, because they are always replaced by Jennifer Lawrence.

Actually, I think he’s completely woke. It is a double standard. No woman or man should be subject to catcalling.

Those 4K cameras are scary clear. The still captures are terrifying in their ability to literally stop reality for examination. It’s like the intense clarity of your subconscious mind under hypnosis versus what you can actually recall when asked

Before all these cameras in public, the police never misbehaved. The cameras incite them to act aggressively and should be banned.

But he was 5 inches erect. While that may not be massive, it IS decidedly average. Which means he wasn’t even ‘below’ average. That’s what I don’t understand.

The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun. Arm all toddlers!

It’s really scary when you realize Kim Kardashian is the smart one in that relationship.

Maybe he sells monogrammed thermoses?

Finger is on the trigger. That man should not be allowed in decent society.

Yeah, that sounds more like a beating.

spanked their 14-year-old daughter with a hockey stick and a jump rope

Fuck almond “milk”. We should apply truth in labelling here and call it what it is: nut water.

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