It was all cod

“They first bitch about all the fish.”

The finest microwaves.

Abortions for some, flags for all!

I nominate Kang! Kang is always twirling for freedom!

And they still get listed after craft services in the credits.

Did you at least google? Seriously, that’s what a woman would do. She’d figure it out her damn self, buying 3 books in the process.

also I don’t understand why people who are sexing each other up on the regular are super disgusted at even the thought of using the other person’s toothbrush. it’s like - you literally stuck your tongue in their mouth and wiggled it around. you probably also had your mouth on their genitalia. Using that toothbrush…

ACtually thinking about the mechanics behind kissing is so so gross. I can’t believe we all just run around sticking our tongues into other people’s mouths (and crotches). And then complain when someone double dips in the salsa bowl.

yeah, and what if someone not HIV positive cut themselves? I really really really hope they aren’t just going to shrug and go “well, he doesn’t have HIV, we’re probably fine”

I grew up vegetarian, have never willingly eaten meat. Accidents happen with a stray piece of chicken in a salad or such. But I know where ribs come from! I know what meats come from which animals! There is no excuse people because stupid isn't enough.

Ok, assuming you’re not kidding here (because there are serious comments like this every week and you’ve done nothing too over the top to show you’re being sarcastic) a person who keeps Kosher or Halal would know what “pork” means because it would be incredibly important for them to know that. If your diet forbids you…

After adjusting the temperature of their water twice

“What’s homo milk? Is this milk from GAY COWS?!” he demands, utterly* seriously, even angrily.

I just know that at some point before I die I'm going to see a package of hamburger with a warning label "Contains meat." and it's going to be because of one of these idiots.

They are certainly expensive, and not the most environmentally friendly choice, but not everyone can use a menstrual cup. I tried, and it was difficult to put in, and painful to take out. It just doesn’t work for some people. Some people can’t justify spending $20 to find out if they like it or not. Some people are…

This wasn’t already a thing? My schools were about as regressive as public schools could be by law, and we still had free pad and tampon machines at the junior high and the high school.

I like to point out the recent massacres of Muslims committed by Buddhists in Burma as a way to blow “lol religion of peace” morons’ minds.

It absolutely is. “I don’t want your meatballs” is my new favorite way to tell someone to fuck off.

On the check was her phone number and a little heart.