“I see nothing wrong with this.” — all of Italy.

This isn’t my story but my roommate’s....It turns out that she I was a bit dry...

This isn’t my story but my roommate’s. It’s too good not to share though. This would have been junior year of high school I believe in one of our other friend’s basements.

Your mother-in-law is a legend.
Also, is it just me, that I’d much rather someone think I’m having shower sex with my husband than think he’s pooping a foot away from me while I’m in the shower?

My boyfriend and I had been dating for maaaybe a month when, one night during some semi-drunk sexing, he managed to hit the perfect spot to rupture an ovarian cyst the size of my fist that I didn’t know existed. He then had to call his mother - at 3 in the morning - to come and drive us to the emergency room because I…

Your MIL sounds kind of awesome.

My SO and I had a hot threesome with a lady friend I had long flirted with who was about to jet off to move to South America. The day after the encounter she called to say she had strep throat. He and I both had severe cases of strep within the week. Still worth it.

I ignored it, because I was going to be a blow job legend.

I hope this gets out of grey because its terrible and awesome and you’ve probably only been able to tell this story a very few times.

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

Everytime I get the “here, let me in” text from my boyfriend, I find him outside my apartment trimming his fingernails, just chilling outside clipping like it’s the most common thing in the world. Words cannot express my appreciation after reading this.

Asking for a friend...

Whenever I have a UTI, which is unfortunately often, I think to myself, “I’d rather have a yeast infection for the rest of my life than endure this UTI for one more day”.

Public Service Announcement to the Men: Always tell your partner when you’re about to come. The very first time I gave a blow job to completion, I exhaled just as my boyfriend came, causing me to shoot cum out of my nose all over both of us. It really, really burns.

Is this the thread where I share my emotional pain experienced during sex?

I’M ON JURY DUTY! And we should ALL be THANKING Joanna for BRAVELY STANDING UP for music, sexuality, and Judaism in the face of this SNEAK ATTACK ON HUMANITY

can we get an official response from ellie on this?