“You should feel good about yourself! But not too good. Feel a little bad about yourself, too, or the boys won’t like you and the girls will think you’re a bitch.”

so there is this

I was way more of a smart-ass when I worked in a bookstore, since my manager was always job hunting and couldn’t have cared less. During the height of the “Twilight” craze, right when the last book and the first movie had been released, we were sent a metric ton of merch, including those SweetHearts chalk-flavored…

“Did you accidentally pick up your husband’s magazine?”

This woman is THE WOOOOORRRRRSSSSSTTT.

It was pretty impressive how DeGea went the whole summer without saying anything...

De Gea was never out of the fans’ good graces, which is a product of him being the two-time defending MUFC player of the year, sole reason they are back in the UCL this year and him never opening his mouth this summer.

A role where the star has to look like she has trouble processing and portraying emotions? It was the part Kristin Stewart was born to play, baby!

Her father is a TV stage manager, not the head of development at 20th Century Fox.

Can we stop putting women down like that? Lots of men too, who are in Hollywood, are there because of their connections. For women, everything, really everything is held against them..that sucks! I never experience doing that to other men! Honestly, empowering other women feels empowering, for oneself, too..Kristen is…

I see they’ve remade last years very boring The Giver, because that wasn’t a big enough bomb.

It’s like the universe is creating incidents just for us, only way it could have been better is if she declared that her children were allergic to green.

The perfect name for your Wi-Fi network. Just sayin’

There was nothing to learn from that. Ronaldo went to Sir Alex and said he wanted to go closer to home. That was pretty much it. Easy. Both sides won.

I’m a United fan. Full disclosure.

Sara is the hero we deserve

Mom (pulling her largest butcher knife from the block): “Fine, I will serve you the full menu, but *stabbing her knife into the wooden chopping block* I AM NOT FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT IT.”

He's claiming that he ripped a woman's cervix from her body and that her response to that was to debate him?? This represents a deep failure of imagination on his part.