The guy just wanted to propose at 2 a.m. to a woman he wasn't dating.

"Not a bad guy"
"all just heart breaking"
"I don't know why I'm so cursed"

I liked that reddit thread several days ago about the most absurd possible 50 Shades casting

We all know our justice system is fucked up. The NFL isn't constrained by the same backlog or bureaucracy, and if it wants to make a statement, there's nothing stopping it.

I'm offended by the idea of taking accessorizing lessons from a doll in that ill-fitting hat.

Blind Gossip reports that pretty much every relationship between two famous people is a business arrangement. It really doesn't matter if it's true or not, because there's no way to find out, and then when they break up, they can say they were right. Because real couples never break up, only fake ones.

She further clarifies that the purpose of Preserve is not to make jam, but rather to "preserve elements of what makes life beautiful to us." Ah-ha.

I would say, based on my (granted, fairly limited) experience in a semi-high-end hotel restaurant with really cool decor, that the constant instagramming and picture taking definitely adds some time to the meal.

Shit. And the view from my high horse was SO NICE.

I think the moral here is that no good comes of sexting your cousin.

I followed the link so that I could see what this description meant:

DO IT. You can stand right on the sidewalk by their business, just like those anti-abortion douches do at Planned Parenthood.

Oh my goodness, you know what would be a fabulous protest? Something like we all go to hobby lobby and fillllll the trash cans with pads stained deep red (not blood, that's dangerous), and get white jeans and shorts died red in the crotchal region and just mill around out front handing out pamphlets and trying to…

You know why I've been on the pill since high school? To keep my dysmenorrhea in check so I can get out of fucking bed when I'm on the rag.

At my first wedding, I paid for my bridesmaid's dresses. I put one on hold at the store and paid for it, but I told them if she didn't like it or it didn't look good on her, to help find another in the same colour. If it cost more, to just call and I'd cover the difference.

She ended up getting it and, after the…

He's a bra is half full kind of a guy.

100%. I am a traditional girl, can count my sexual partners on one hand, and I am in my early 30s. I am quite happy this way.

In the end, nothing beats how real hair looks vs. a wig. He's got the right look already.

Bonus points for accusing the mother of creating an unstable home life when the father is R. KELLY.