Missing:

Bran wakes from a trance: “...I have Bird Flu.”

He’s 19?! Oy.

Them Canadians are wily ones. If we aren’t careful they will leverage our need for oil and make us worship the state religion (hockey), require us to wear strange clothes (denim on denim) and eat strange foods (maple syrup and poutine).

Liev Schreiber is my most confusing and powerful celebrity crush.

I saw him on the subway with his kids once and it was........stirring.

Can you not? I don’t want to go there, but are you new?

There is a strange satisfaction (admittedly, maybe only for me) to having an extra toilet in case one breaks or gets obstructed, etc. We have three - definite overkill with the girls having moved out - but I’d still want two if/when we downsize.

The community pool, of course. When you could finally become a life guard at 15 or 16, it was a right of passage. The creepy old managers (male and female alike) taking their pick of the younger teens, summer flings that were NEVER going to work out, coming back after hours for....things that can’t be done in decent…

I was one of those too. As soon as I delivered the doctor put her hand on my abdomen and said, “Whoa! This almost never happens. You are going to bounce back quickly.” I think it’s because I carried high. I had almost no changes in my lower abdomen. I never even wore pregnancy underwear, and believe me, it wasn’t…

A few things:

Not photoshop. She had surgery right after. Lipo or a tummy tuck or whatever. That’s my guess

BABIES! TEENY TINY BABIES!!

Tired of this. It’s 2 lines of coke inside the marble. And only Joe Walsh from the Eagles can blow the bitch open and get them out and snort them up. Ok?

“Or cobbled together weird thrift store ensembles from the seventies.”

The 90s sucked though in terms of options for chubby/plus-size teens (of which I happened to be).

Speak for yourself. I had some awesome outfits from like 96 onward. Of course I was way more alternative/Lilith Fair Chic before going Goth.

I’m going to put this comment on a different tangent.

Sterling

Google Docs SUUUXXXXXX!!!!!!