Also, Regency world and a ride with a Darcybot. Cons: he’s too proud.

I seriously hope they are like actual best friends and have planned a road trip to Vegas in Diamond Joe’s IROC after this whole shitstorm is over

Perhaps a cabinet position?

.... Why are you surprised she fought so hard against it? She wasn’t trying to hide what was in the speeches, she was fighting against the stupid double standard that had strong undertones of “how dare the uppity lady get paid lots of money to speak to a group who is willing to pay her lots of money to hear words come…

“You know what Mariah’s schtick is? Five octaves.”

“I don’t know what Harry and the Hendersons is...”

Especially that Stark kid.

yas cheese

Appeler Becky avec le bon cheveux.*

That’s not fair! He had no say in how the scientists in the secret government underground lair grew him in a test tube!

“What dis??? Dis friend???” *bites* “Friend??” *bites more* “Why friend not move?????” *yet more biting* “Friend???????”

“Yeah, um, about that ad campaign.....”

American Horror Story: The Adventures of Marcia and OJ

The problem with “flattering” is that what it usually means is dressing in a way that gets you as close as possible to an arbitrary and impossible patriarchal beauty standard. It essentially asks women to apologize and compensate for what we naturally look like. We should strive to dress in ways that make us feel good…

I agree. I hate the idea of dressing to be “flattering.” I was fairly thin most of my life but was always uncomfortable about my body in some way. Now I’m a 14/16, so on that verge between regular and plus size, and I’m finding that I just don’t care anymore if you can tell that I have a big round belly. I can still…

I’ve been about to go to the gym since 2013!

I am here for Kim and always have been. She is incredibly smart, intuitive, business-savvy, and, above all else, petty. I love it. I have been watching her for years because she is simply amazing and catty. She gave us the takedown of the decade, I still cackle with glee when I think about how stupid Taylor looked.…

Thank you.

Tom Cruise was right — Matt Lauer is glib.