Lentil Eating Lesbian Shit Ass: My Years as a Moderately Well Received Jezebel Commenter.

Still waiting for this to be reported:

Boy George Bites Dog...The Bounty Hunter

Katie’s Holmes admits the truth... Chris Klein is Suri’s father!!!!

“He gave her dick in the bed until she was sick in the head”, says source who has viewed the steamy tape.

Prince Harry marrying Kerry Washington despite Barack Obama being concerned about their dangerous boat wedding.

Angelina and Jen: We’re in love. And having a baby.

wait, what?!?

George Takei sounds just like my dad.

number one should be mark’s husband allen

I made a new burner account because I couldn’t remember my password JUST to comment this BUT there is a book called “How to Disappear Completely” about anorexia where the author talks about how women who are small (petite and thin, basically) are romanticized to be mysterious and artsy because they are small (and/or…

She’s Britney, bitch.

I didn’t think any social media post could be more basic than the apple picking + Starbucks + RainbootsLeggingsNorthface combo.

they don’t groove, kate. they just don’t groove.

white people working extra to fool their lifeless hair into becoming some nasty bird’s nest with a dream of becoming locs is honestly the weirdest shit

I feel like there are daily editions of “White People, Could We Just Not” these days. I want to switch my subscription to the digest version so I only have to feel ashamed for us once a week.

Why make out with some bloated beer belly Ivy Leaguer when you can spend a year making out with some hot European lotharios while drinking some sangria ??? #winning

I think it’s called the Tim Kaine Special.

I think those shirts and pants are sold together at the Gap as a Dad Package.

What’s awesome is how the Secret Service went casual with matching khakis and plaid shirts: