You are forgetting the lentil backyard wedding.

Why think hurricane when we know how easily Chicago goes up in flames? I think we should put the cow and lantern next to her house.

Oh Jesus H. Christ. I worked at ON for a long time in the 2000s. I hate that fucking tshirt. Not only would I have to wear it to work, I would also have to wear it to the annual family 4th of July reunion. At least I got it for free.

What? No field of engagement lentils? I call bullshit.

Ugh, Oath Keepers? Why you gotta besmirch Brienne of Tarth’s good name.

It is disturbing to me that other people working in education actively think their students are stupid or should be confined to some kind of false sense of child-like innocence until they graduate. I’m all for making sure discussions are developmentally appropriate, but come on. High school kids can handle the news.…

You know, I'd like to thi it's the latter, but I'm not sure. The science teachers are really secretive about the whole damn thing.

I teach in a middle school. Not sure what the kids in my district get in 4th & 5th grade, but during 8th grade, the kids get a 2 week unit on sex ed in their science class. When that unit starts, we get an email from admin warning us to be aware of any conversations regarding sex ed that are happening outside of…

WTF, Target? Why does Kim Richard’s Target have all those stickers, and my Target has virtually none? These books in my classroom library are not going to label themselves.

Some states do use it for maternity leave. In California, you can use SDI to cover 4 weeks prior to birth and then 6 weeks of maternity leave after birth. It's only 55% of your salary. However, if you are a teacher, like me, you don't pay into SDI (I have no idea why, it's stupid) so I purchased a supplemental…

After my first semester of college, I avoided 8 am classes like the plague. I would never graduate if I hadn’t. It wasn’t until I was well into my late twenties that waking up before 7 or 8 wasn’t a complete struggle. I think our kids would greatly benefit from pushing back school start times, even univesrity. I know,…

Most teachers I know, myself included, are all for later start times. Without fail, the first period I teach every day is a total waste because they are all half asleep. And we start at 8:20. (For reference, middle school in the Bay Area)

My parents sent me to day camp for a few summers when I was in elementary school. It was fun. I learned a dance to Gloria Estefan’s “Conga,” saw Dirty Dancing for the first time during the annual camp slumber party, learned how dive, played incredible huge games of capture the flag and got really good at making…

Whew! I'm 3,000 miles away on the West Coast. I hope to never see such a monstrosity in person. Yikes!

Jesus Christ, where do you live? Do I need to be worried? Fucking terrifying.

Good for that pilot. Sometimes pot entitlement really bugs me. Believe it or not, not all non-pot smokers like the smell of your stinky bong rips, dude.

Thank you! My parents are still married after infidelity. No one knows what really goes on in a marriage except for the people in it.

Believe me, I'm aware.

I am sad to say that they are real. Notice that since dudebro got famous, none of his new “restaurants” have those wack-ass names.

Guy Fieri’s look is not necessarily unique in Santa Rosa. So I’m not sure he will ever de-douche.