The Pregnancy Pact, starring Thora Birch, Nancy Travis and Nancy Travis's Gloucester, MA accent is my favorite Lifetime movie. EVER.

I get freaked out if I have to blowdry my hair 2 days in a row. I'm an every 3 day shampooer with a deep, abiding love of Batiste. I also am a cool-blonde highlights on a dirty blonde base, so that shit doubles as root cover.

My BFF is a 2 shower a day person. She also washes her hair every day (with a blowdry) and can't figure out why her ends look like shit (she is a natural redhead, yet is constantly adding highlights and/or lowlights). It is a crime what she does to her hair. A crime.

It is perfectly undone. Bobs can go soccer mom really quickly. The undone, messy, somewhat unwashed look keeps it modern. It's got enough volume at the top (perhaps from dry shampoo?) to keep it from looking really dirty.

As others have mentioned, the material looks like sexy drapes. However, her hair and makeup are on point. And I am now committed to growing out my bangs... ( I already have an above shoulder bob.)

Oh my god, my biggest high school regret was getting grounded when I had tickets to the "Anti-Christ" tour and my mom made me sell the tickets. I sold them to Goth Dave. I was not goth, but I was rilly, rilly, rilly into Manson from 1995-1997-ish. I scrawled Manson lyrics all over my PE uniform.

Yes, but in my defense, I graduated elsewhere.

It was tense.

They are they ONLY Chicago team worth watching. Don't tell my husband I said that as he is a till-the-death Bruins fan. The pain of being married to a man from Boston...

Oh, you shut your mouth. SOME of us believe in miracles.

Shrayber, Applebee's is no fucking good. It just isn't.

I teach 6th grade language arts. Both "amazing" and "awesome" are on my banned words list. We spend a lot of time talking about appropriate academic vocabulary, and one of my favorite mini lessons is finding synonyms for those two words. If I have to read one more fucking journal response about how Katniss is an…

Kaley... Dumbass comments on feminism aside, just because you get married, doesn't mean you have to style your hair 10 years older. You have people.

She does look young. She's a very pretty girl and grew up in an old east coast family, so she doesn't look very LA. He was definitely a creeper.

tee hee hee! CMM totally tried to mack on my cousin at Sundance a few years ago. He even followed her around in LA for a bit. Family lore is she eventually rebuffed his advances. For reference, said cousin is 25 now (she was 23 back then), so eww.

I remember when Wet Seal was Contempo Casuals. My friends and I thought we were so clever calling it Cunt-tempo Casuals. We also called AF Aberzombie & Bitch, so you know, we were TOTALLY PUNK ROCK! Anyway, I bought my favorite pair of flip flops from Contempo. They were the best. I still lament their demise, 14 years…

Can we talk about Tom? Because, like, I think he's the man of my dreams. Cute goat, hot dude. I'm in.

I lost my virginity to my 8th grade boyfriend, but we did the deed the summer before 1oth grade. He moved away freshman year... I will say this, he was a total asshole. His dad was an executive with AT&T and he used to brag about being "rich." His mom totally hated me. And he had the hairiest butt I've ever seen on a…

Your last sentence is horrifying and speaks to a mindset I just can't understand. Yuck.

I felt like Don's whole spiel about how the website could be used to falsely accuse someone and then comparing it to a revenge porn site was the over the top part. Like, why was Don so invested in the false accusation part when far more rapes go unreported than people get falsely accused? It just felt so pandering.…