I would just like to add that I always wrap my tampons up and toss them. My bathroom trash has no lid, either, but we don't have a dog, so I'm not concerned if my husband sees a spot of blood seeping through the tp. Also, I'd much rather deal with a bloody tampon than human shit. Any day.

Woah, his mom I was born in 1975? She's only 5 years older than me. This freaks me out. He freaks me out! Gah!

I've had athlete's foot a few times, and once I picked it up at a cheapie nail salon. My toes are all twisted (genetics) and I have had a fe people comment that it looks like I wore ill-fitting shoes as a child (I did not!). I used to be super self-conscious about my feet, but now I say "fuck it." I love pedicures,…

I'm a runner, too. I think my pinkie toenail is about to fall off, it's all brownish and loose.

Alvarado St. Sprouted Wheat 4 LYFE!

I want a yarn warehouse! I wonder if Mr. run would be okay with me turning the guest bedroom into a yarn warehouse.

I think it was produced by a Canadian production company, and all the kids were Canadian, but I don't doubt it was shown in the US.

Well, my husband self-identifies as "not a reader" and when it comes to books, especially fiction, this is absolutely true. He bought us both Kindles. I use mine daily and his hasn't been touched in a year. However, he reads news and sports online constantly. So he does read, just not fiction, or out of books.

Bai hasn't been featured in a while, but I understand. I mostly look forward to anything related to Jennifer Lopez. Hola lovers!

I like the cut of your jib.

I definitely need more nekkid Alcide, especially since we cancelled HBO. :( please Mr. Soderbergh, please show us Joe in all his glory.

I'm teaching summer school for 2 and 3 graders. Our theme is the OCEAN. The other day we were watching a video put out by Popular Mechanics for Kids ( a delightful series from the late '90's/early '00's) and who should I spy? A teenaged Elisha Cuthbert and Jay Baruchel. It seems like that show was Canada's answer to…

The Devil Wears Prada. Mostly for Meryl Streep, but the story just lends itself to the big screen, what with all the glorious Chanel and Prada and Dior everyone wears. Also, Emily Blunt's eyeshadow deserved an Oscar. She was awesome in the film.

I dunno, champagne is pretty classy. I just happen to live close to Whole Foods. I love their olive bar. It's the shit. And my BFF and I are both lactose-intolerant, so we gotta avoid cow's milk cheese. Sushi is pretty fancy for BrideDay. I'm in for next time. ;)

I drove a couple hand-me-down beaters before I went to an actual dealership and bought my first brand-new car. That was a big milestone. I didn't take my dad or anyone with me (well, my friend came with me for the test drive, but we were already hanging out and she probably knew less about cars than me). I totally…

I have to admit, the only time I ever asked for a raise, I crashed and burned, so any job after, I couldn't really negotiate (read: I was too much of a wuss, and feared failing again). About 3 years ago, after 2 lay-offs from PR/marketing jobs I was less than passionate about (ie. I spent all day dicking around on the…

I just can't get my knickers in a twist over this. Who freaking cares? No person is so one dimensional that all they think about is weddings, all the time.

My favorite Friday night activity with my BFF is getting loads of goat cheese, marinated olives, crackers and figs (or dates depending on the season) AND a nice bottle of sauv blanc and sacking out on the couch with TLC's Friday BrideDay shows. I'm married, and she's in a committed relationship, headed towards…

I think I love you. Pass the chavril, s'il vous plait*. It will pair well with a nice glass of Sauvignon blanc.

Chavril sounds like it should be some delicious new herb encrusted goat cheese. I think it's my favorite celebrity portmanteau.