Well, since she’s a producer on the project, she probably could in fact take an active role in casting the movie, and push to at least consider more suitable performers for the role.

If you miss Kara, I cannot recommend the podcast “Keep It!” enough. She’s one of the co-hosts, and it’s excellent, and Kara even issued a Shade Court ruling in an episode.

She’ll gain ten pounds and it will be BRAVE!

What I don’t get is why anyone even refers to Jessica Simpson as a “singer” anymore. Does she ever release music or perform? And like, you don’t NEED to even pretend to be a singer anymore girl, you have a BILLION dollar clothing company. I’d be referring to myself as a businesswoman or owner of a huge company or…

She got a free cheese plate, she’s fine.

And she grew up in a house where it was totally ok that her older brother tortured and murdered a dog. She’s always been surrounded by garbage people, is it any wonder she’s a garbage person herself?

GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE AS JENNIFER WALTERS

One day, those moments (with Ariana Grande) will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die.

I mean, he was super pissed at Marla Maples for getting pregnant, and only agreed to get married after she refused to abort. So yeah, there’s no doubt in my mind that he’s been down this road before, and other women have been willing to terminate and cash the check. 

I’m so sorry you’re dealing with this. People like to say things like “don’t let politics come between you and the people you love,” but we’re kind of past that, I think. Politics isn’t just an abstract vote you cast, it’s indicative of your point of view and your priorities. And prioritizing whatever the fuck it is…

And
Dan Cortese
As Himself

TERFs make me angrier than the run-of-the-mill transphobic pieces of shit. 

The dumb fucking questions this asshole is asking, thinking she’s clever.

Chloe Sevigny played a transwoman in a (British, I think?) show called Hit & Miss several years ago. It was about a contract killer who finds out she fathered a child in an old relationship and the mother is dead so she goes somewhere super rural to meet the kid and dramatic small-town shenanigans follow.

Tom Hanks is the only one who can get away with the typewriter bullshit. He collects typewriters and is crazy knowledgeable about them, and also sends people super adorable notes written on them. His use of typewriters is a nerdy passion. Johnny Depp’s is just pretentious nonsense. 

I saw this movie in theaters, because my Two Guys, A Girl, And a Pizza Place super fan friend wanted to see Ryan Reynolds on the big screen. We were all pleasantly surprised.

Coming to the border and seeking asylum is not the same thing as entering illegally. This is such a bad faith argument it makes me sick.

BUT [THEIR] EMAILS!

It’s like when people comment on Dirt Bag saying “Who is that person? I don’t even know who that is.” If you don’t know, Google. Then comment.

I remember years ago, in the early days of That 70s Show, I saw some Q&A with him in a teen magazine. The last question was “What is deserving of your contempt?” (Which seemed like a weird AF question for something like seventeen or whatever, but ok.) And he answered “Girls.” I’ve never been able to see him in…