Sporty was the one I related to the most (I had a lot of Adidas track pants in those days) but I secretly wanted to be Posh and wear “the little black Gucci dress.”

The water effect is reminiscent of O-Town’s Liquid Dreams video, and no one wants to be reminded of that.

Never gets old.

Ugh, I remember him pulling this same bullshit in an interview with Phoebe Robinson on Sooo Many White Guys. I wish I could better remember Phoebe’s reactions/rebuttals (I recall her being very diplomatic), but there’s no way I’m going back to listen to it again because he was so obnoxious.

I think that was an io9 post— I vaguely remember that.

Off topic, but I freaking LOVE Masked Intruder. Their terrible NY accents annoyed me the first time I saw them live (which was the first time I heard them), but it’s grown on me, and their songs are so damn good. I’ve never met any of them, but Officer Bradford is a total sweetheart.

I particularly like his repeatedly referring to her as “Texting Floozy.” I’m guessing we’re about a day away from seeing the “Nice Guys Can’t Get a Date Cuz Bitches Only Date Jerks and Won’t Blow Me on Command” manifesto he posted on an MRA subreddit.

I’m in the middle of reading this now! This is so in Peele’s wheelhouse, I’m really excited for it.

I passed a car with the bumper sticker “SOMEONE ELSE FOR PRESIDENT” and I wanted to pull up next to them and berate them for being the kind of asshole that got us into this mess.

Somehow I can’t find this in gif form, which feels like a travesty to me.

IT’S COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!

I fucking hate TERFs. Where’s the Ban Hammer when you need it?

I really enjoyed Pacific Rim, but I thought he was the least interesting part. Mako Mori was the movie’s true protagonist, I wish Raleigh had been left out entirely.

Is that a new Nerdist? I remember listening to one with him from a few years ago and my impression was that he was fucking weird, and maybe a little nuts.

My dad died when he and my mom were in their 50s, and my mom has zero interest in dating again. Sometimes I wish she would consider it, because I know she’s lonely, but she says “I’ve had my love, I’m good,” which is romantic, but also really depressing.

I’ve said to my husband “we can’t ever break up because I can’t handle the thought of dating” and I’m only half-joking. We’ve met more than a decade ago, before Tinder or dating websites were so ubiquitous. If I found myself single again, I know for a fact I would not be able to handle dating in 2017.

She’s completely missing the point.

I assume his chicken dish was a plate of nuggets.

That last part was well done, because I 100% read it in her House Hunters voice. And now I’m putting off going to bed until after the end of the episode to see if the homebuyers choose Dunker, but I swear I’m turning off the TV before I get sucked into the next episode— wait, where is this one set? Ok, maybe just one…

I loooove peanut butter in my oatmeal. I also like to mash up a banana (like turn it into complete mush) and mix it in with the peanut butter.