I want to watch it, but after last Friday and only 6 days before the election, there’s no way I could possibly handle it right now.

I hope she’s getting hazard pay for putting up with this shit. I can’t imagine how stressful this experience must be for her, and she keeps going back out there and continuing to kick ass at her job like a fucking champ. I am in awe of this woman’s strength.

I did that with a friend of mine last night. She was telling me about a girl who’d bullied her in grade school, and then we found her on Facebook, and my friend felt vindicated when it turned out she has four kids and is a fucking anti-vaxxer.

A friend of mine is in the middle of a fight with her husband over this issue right now. He has guns that he currently keeps at his parents’ place. She won’t allow them in the house with their one-year-old child unless he buys a gun safe and locks the guns and the bullets up in separate locations. He doesn’t…

I’m so glad I watch CBS’s morning show. Charlie Rose wouldn’t be caught dead in any of this shit.

And more clarification on this bullshit narrative that’s being breathlessly pedaled around by news outlets:

Thank you. This is misleading, and should be changed. Reviewing new available evidence to determine if new steps will be taken IS NOT THE SAME THING AS REOPENING THE INVESTIGATION. I would very much like for news outlets to read the source material and make their own assessment based on that, rather than pushing…

For people who like “Cat’s Paw,” check out the short story “The Price” by Neil Gaiman. Here’s an animated video of it, with Gaiman himself reading the story.

Hillary: Michelle, you beautiful tropical fish.

Also:

A friend of my mom’s argued in front of SCOTUS in the 90s, and said Thomas never said a single word the entire case, just sat there chewing his gum with his mouth open. Because he’s the WORST.

Attorney: The defense presents Exhibit A.

Trump being the Purple (Orange?) Man would certainly explain a lot, but I can’t bear the thought of comparing him to David Tennant, so now I need this palate cleanser:

My husband and I cracked open a bottle of champagne in 2008 after the election was called for Obama, and I’m really hoping we can do it again for Hillary. We just got a few really nice bottles as housewarming gifts, so fingers crossed I have a good reason to drink one of them.

Yay, War on Women! They’re a super rad band out of Baltimore, and a really great group of people. (And that shirt kicks ass.) 

Ooh, Parks & Rec is such a good idea. It’s the comfort food of TV shows for me, with a couple I root for, amazing female friendships, and a generally optimistic and hopeful outlook on life. I think I’ll be hitting that up on Netflix tonight!

Public Service Announcement: Sam Bee was the guest on the most recent episode of Katie Couric’s podcast. It’s a great conversation and Sam is delightful as always.

“She had babies pouring out of her wherever.”

I want to write in “Hillary’s Twitter” on my ballot.