Lorne is Canadian-type evil. He's a soulless monster who cares only about money and ratings AND can withstand extremely low temperatures and wishes the guy from Strange Brew who isn't Rick Moranis would make a comeback.

I mean, I'm not sure they're still friends after all the shit Trump has pulled, if I remember correctly Portman kinda sorta endorsed Hillary before the election. But they did go to Harvard together and attended each other's weddings, and there definitely was a picture of Portman and Ivanka chilling out on some beach…

Fun fact: Moby used to date Natalie Portman, who is a close personal friend of Ivanka and Jared.
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And the guy whose job is to discreetly follow Trump around with the nuclear football is posing for facebook selfies with random strangers at Mar-a-Lago. That seems… safe?

Shit, jasoo is anti-Pence? Do I have to root for Pence now??

That's what I'm worried about as well. I don't think any more of the white nationalists will leave, if someone is getting kicked out, it'll be one of the establishment Republicans like Priebus. Apparently he doesn't get along with Bannon, so he's my guess.

You know who else was at that dinner with Putin and Flynn, looking really proud of herself? Jill Fucking Stein.

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Ugh I just realized that Miller is slightly younger than me. GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU DAMN HITLER YOUTH.

I loved that little moment when he turned to Abe and asked him what the Japanese photographers were shouting at them. As if he was worried they were making fun of or protesting him.

PUT DOWN THAT SLIDE WHISTLE, KATE.

Why don't you give queer fascism a chance? You've had too many years of failed attempts to turn queers straight.

A stoner as Secretary of State would have made me feel at least 5% less scared of the US government.

Not even my grandmother's corpse.

For a short, short while, Rohrabacher was rumored to be a "finalist" in Trump's Secretary of State competition. Sigh…

The white nationalist sympathizers in the Vatican are plastering anti-pope propaganda posters all over Rome. It's bizarre.

Well, Russia is bankrolling Le Pen's campaign (she got a 10 million Euro "loan" from a Russian bank and is now trying to get another 10 from various US banks since she's blacklisted by virtually every bank in France), and they've already taken down one of her main opponents, Fillon, via leaks.

Sean Spicer, a prime example of the genetic superiority of the white male.

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