Jesus, did Michael Che write this Newswire?

Why do you hate the troops.

I'm sure at least one of the South-East Asian slave laborers who built his hotels and golf courses in Dubai has died of starvation or dehydration. They're basiacally treated like ants.

I hope some of the backlash eventually hits Elon Musk as well, but I don't think his fanboys will ever allow anyone to besmirch his name. Those guys are like a cult.

As The Guardian noted, they misspelled "Denmark" ("Denmakr") and "attacker" ("attaker") and made no mention of terrorist attacks in Israel.

"he's voting for DeVos anyway because something about precedent that the president gets to pick their cabinet."

"Look, it was 5pm, he was a little cranky, and he had already talked to four other people on the phone before he abruptly hung up on the fifth one. We ask the lying media and the failing world leaders to please respect the president's nap time."

Oh hey, look what Ivanka and the Kushners have been up to lately:
https://twitter.com/Khanois…

thediplomat.com has covered this. It's a reliable source, but you can only read 5 articles / month. If you are at all interested in politics in Asia, I highly recommend subscribing to them.

Well, at least one of the more high-profile Calexit proponents reportedly has close ties to Putin, so… good for America?

That would also explain this:
www.mediaite.com/online/whe…

Look, I hate Donald Trump, but maybe we should give this neo-Nazi fascism thing a chance? Can't be much worse than those clowns in Congress, am I right?

Ah but did you know that he's also "a hard worker"?

With roof.

Ah, good for him. He gets to wear fancy clothes and use the indoor bathroom.

Because Dennis Perkins' SNL reviews always feature videos, and those fuck up the format.

I wonder how he's getting along with Kushner. And what's going on with Ivanka, she seems to have disappeared? And Roger Ailes? And Newt? Remember Newt? What's going on with Newt? Wasn't he supposed to become Mars minister or something?
I miss Newt. At least he wasn't a Nazi.

Yeah, I have no problem with Bill Burr. He usually has an interesting take on things even when I disagree with him.
Che seems to be trying to do something like that, but there's no substance behind any of his Trump shit. Just the same old "Oh Trump's crazy but FUN crazy and Obama/Hillary/liberals did some stuff too so…

White as a snowflake.

BTW, Che also defended that comedian who got banned from UCB for assaulting several women last year. He even signed up to disqus just so he could personally start arguing with people in various comment sections on pajiba.