RIHANNA IS THIS BITCH. THAT BITCH. EVERY BITCH.

“but at one point he accused me of trying to “educate him””

Well how fucking DARE you. 

it’s weird how we compartmentalise.

While I accept your points about how the victim’s statement about being unsure it was non-consensual would in fact make the case substantially more difficult, I want to push back somewhat.

RIP, shortcake

Catalina :) (we speak Spanish around these parts)

The internet can seem impersonal and cold, but we’re with you. Whatever comes, you have friends here.

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

Years ago, my Fox News-watching dad came over for a visit and gave my son Bill O’Reilly’s book for teenagers. My son said “Thanks Grandpa” and after my folks went home, my kid tossed the book in the garbage. He was 14.

10 years and it still feels like yesterday.

Still in my world. Still in all my friend’s worlds. I’d rather smoke a j than drink a bottle of wine.

I’m a woman who’s smoked weed for nearly 40 years now. I’m no exemplar of society, but I’m a college graduate, mother of two successful sons, civil servant of 20 years, happily married homeowner.

I honestly believe Hannity is as smooth as a Ken doll.

By way of explanation, he added, “I’m from Hialeah.”

You may be right, but I also think Tom Brady doesn’t give a shit about politics. I read his reactions to all the questions last year about Trump as annoyance at even being asked and attempts to dodge taking a position while not throwing a personal friend under the bus. But I’m a huge Pats fan who despises Trump with a…

As a member of society, I speak on our behalf.

Unfortunately for the Bruins, the ref crew had stayed up all night binging on Wahlberg movies, and still had a bitter taste in the mouths come game time.

*acknowleges this show is problematic AF*

Couldn’t any gangbanger make the same claim? “The murderous, terrifying persona I use on the streets is all an act, it couldn’t be further from my true nature or my personality. I am a loving teddybear on my own time, but my day job representing MS-13 is performance art, and ‘Trigger Mike’ is just a character I play.”

Hockey grandpas are the best.