your user name is wonderful

I’m in Texas, and there is a slight chance that my blue vote might count this year. I’m on edge.

Oh my god, your username. BE MY BEST FRIEND.

AHHH YOUR NAME!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!

That sounds like a nightmare. I’m sorry. I’ve only seen a couple of cars with Trump bumper stickers and I have kind of craned around to see what these people look like in their natural habitat, as opposed to TV. I’ve tried to look neutral though...

Go outside and turn around three times! And spit!

I took this entire week off work for hangover purposes, although I had planned that even before candidates started dropping out. I’m pretty sure I’ve taken election week off for every presidential election since 2000. Prior to that, I didn’t have a job that gave me paid vacation.

My director gave us tomorrow off for voting purposes, but I was like, you know, I may need Wednesday off a lot more.

Minus the joint, you are my twin. Oh, also I’m partially staying home because I live in a very red state and I own a business that is very much....not the type of thing Donald Trump would be a fan of. So it’s partly a safety issue because I get enough crazies as it is, I’m not going to push my luck.

Totally With You On That.

It’s my birthday tomorrow, so I’m drinking all the drinks and my husband is taking me to get oysters when he gets out of work.

The unintelligible wino who dispenses secret wisdom in subtitle form.

Counterpoint, pickles are delicious (dill of course, sweet pickles are vile and forged in the depths of hell) and a good pickle is crisp, not soggy (I’m partial to Putter’s).

Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

If Brady is a fancy dog then Gronkowski is a dog who eats his own shit and then fucks someone’s leg till he passes out.

Now we’re going to cut to Murph in Brockton, your take Murph?

I wish Burneko would write more food posts. No snark, when I used to work weekends I couldn’t wait to read them and then BS back n forth.

“Their” franchise player. There is literally nobody more important on the Sabres roster right now, which is the general definition of a franchise player.