Huh. In my view Dan Craig as Bond in Casino Royale was the best actor/story combo. Brought some needed edge to the role. It’s not written in stone that Bond has to be a goofy misogynist He can be any sort of misogynist he wants.

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

I had not actually listened to the audio before CNN autoplayed it for me. My God Billy Bush sounds exactly like an 18 year old rich kid virgin at a kegger trying desperately to get a bid from FIJI house even though he’s only the equipment manager for the lacrosse team.

Tell me, Mary... Do you bleed?

Hello Jezzies, I just wanted to inform you that Eric Trump is lying. I, Sipowitz Corningsworth III, have personally been funding the entire federal govt budget with my taxes for over a decade now. You’re welcome!

Okay this was pretty good dance to “The Way You Make Me Feel” but let’s face it, not as great as when Cooper Nielson drove his motorcycle on stage during the recital in Center Stage. Center Stage sets the gold standard for everything, always.

I want to clarify that it would need to be good pie, not some pecan bullshit

“...it looks like it’ll be a charming little amuse-bouche during this year’s awards season.”

She calls her live-in Botox administrator her botanist. Nobody has ever bothered to correct her.

also he sure cut a rug with Nina Arianda in Florence Foster jenkins.

Fuck, I can’t get any pictures to load. You know what I mean.

I want her to peg him like Phyllis riding Aristotle.

She is the best, but that seriously makes me soooooooo sad. Scripted or not, that last part of the comment is heartbreaking.

Yes you are correct! I Saw her on broadway several years ago in a Neil Labute play. She is very talented and beautiful. Worth all her hype and more so.

She is SO GOOD in that movie. But I cry whenever I think about it.

Guys I met her at the airport the other night and by the other night I mean Friday. I couldn’t contain myself and told her I love her in everything and that I follow her on Twitter and love her Olympic coverage it’s awesome. She looked at me like she was seriously tired of the world and said thank you. It was a nice…

I’d watch a whole TV show with just her reacting to stuff. She’s amazing!

She is LITERALLY the best.

[sotto voce]