Everyone deserves to find their person.

Taylor doesn't wear Tom after Labor Day.

It’s sad she won’t see the first woman be elected as US president, but at least there will be at least four years for her to roll in her grave.

Annnnd here is the contact information for the hon. Judge Gary J. Gilman, if you would care to voice your displeasure at his less than judicious ruling to allow a violent criminal who posed an active danger to another person free:

But what about the nanaimo bars?

Is this the real life?

Good. A message needs to be sent that this sort of intimidation is not something that should be tolerated. I hope Leslie Jones is feeling all the love being sent her way after this and knows that the vast majority of people have nothing but sympathy for her.

This doesn’t surprise me at all. The Great British Bake Off is somehow the best show on TV. And I’m being serious.

1. October 6 is my m-f-in’ 63rd birthday.

Who am I to judge a man from using his wealth and celebrity to further a good cause such as environmental conservation (of hot, skinny models with bleached assholes in their natural habitat of cocaine and LaCroix vodka tonics)?

I have a Pavlovian response to hearing about A Star is Born and watching this:

Nah, THIS is her legacy:

Not gonna lie, I was secretly hoping for a couple of mistakes from Simone so that Aly could repeat her gold medal from London on this event. Congrats to both of them on a fantastic Olympics! USA! Slay all day!

Maybe I’m in the minority here, but I think it does a disservice to the sport and to Biles herself when the press makes it seem like she utterly dominates over a weak field. I mean, the press always does this with gymnasts who cross over into pop culture; pretend they invented the sport, at the expense of all the…

Penny (a real good Canadian kid) also is an interesting story. She now has a gold, silver and two bronze and she is only 16 and been an Olympian for five days.

I am saying that she has way more talent than almost all of the men they bring onto the set, to announce games, to do more prominent roles on the network. And they leave her to do the “women’s work” of announcing the death of their anchors and reporters. Just because she is a woman, she’s relegated to either reading…

This is excellent. I kind of want to do something similar to this- a “birth” announcement upon completion/acceptance of my thesis. It’s my baby, dammit. I’ll obnoxiously post photos of me cradling and staring down at the hardcover bound book, listing all the details like, “she’s a solid 1.5 lbs, 8.5 x 11 inches, with…

You cannot be circumcised.

I LOVED her on Match Game!!!!