My Dad woke us up at 4am (I’m from Europe) in 1978 to watch the Ali Spinks rematch

It was the first time I remember being conspiratorial with my Dad - we weren’t to tell my Mom.
He told me all about Cassius Clay and the Nation Of Islam and Vietnam and I understood none of it, and hung on every single word.

My Dad is 74…

What I’m getting out of this is that someone took Megan Fox on a tour of a power plant and told her it was the Great Pyramid of Giza.

When I order pizza (maybe once every 2-3 months), I usually only eat 2-3 pieces (half Joe’s/half Marilyn’s, usually on a Sunday night), and then it just sits in my fridge until I throw it away — a total waste! So, this past year, I started saving it for my neighbor(s), and giving it to him the following morning before…

Not only is it ok, it’s a must

I find that the biggest problem with opera singers this young, despite their clear, beautiful voices, is that they just aren’t old enough to understand the complexity of the emotions trying to be conveyed behind what they’re singing. Once they get older and have more life experience, their voices improve dramatically.

Hate to break it to you director dude, but Keira fucking made that movie. I went in loving Mark Ruffalo, I came out being basically infatuated with Knightly.

All you old-timer Jezzies be jealous, because I am seeing Lindy on Wednesday night.

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Drain. Your. Beans.

Grosse Pointe Blank.

Good Will Hunting? Psh. Circle of Friends.

According to Driver, she saw Perelmutter’s red door and she wanted to paint it...well, you know...

Minnie Driver does not fill baby food jars with black paint and chuck them at the neighbor’s house...she has her assistant do it.

Girl, bologna. People who are chronically late are getting something out of it. You don’t do shit that everyone hates over and over for no reason; I think some people get off on others waiting for them. Ultimately, it’s controlling, passive-aggressive behavior.

Artist-speak for I have crippling anxiety and never enough weed.

I also have a teenager and believed the same. He was playing the computer (he’s almost 16) and writing something (I assumed game-related)...until he brought me the card he was actually making.

Her nude or semi nude photos have nothing to do with Trump or this election cycle. Don't be gross.

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.