All I know is that I need a bacon cheeseburger palate cleanser.

Looks like Cleveland...

why is CJ Cregg not a real perssoonnnnnn

Time for my Prince stories:

Flyers gear= automatic swipe left.

This is where I tell you to fuck off because you're talking to to a marathoner and triathelete , a full time worker and mother. I get shit done. I handle business. I also struggled through depression and no amount of exercise was going to brighten my day. So go drink a kale smoothie and eat a bag of dicks (don't worry…

I hate it when people are assholes.

The real story is in the background of that picture.

No. No there is not. #carbonara4lyfe

Sweet baby jesus that dress is just hideous. It looks like a dress a toddler could get away with but if I were a child and my mom picked this dress for me to wear I’d throw a fit.

If Dalton wins I am setting this entire motherfucking world on FIRE.

you raid our uteri, we’ll raid your home. QUID PRO QUO, FUCKFACE.

Got it, thanks. Your pork belly recipe from a couple years ago is possibly the most delicious thing I’ve ever made, so keep on keeping this up. But Burenko popped my foodspin cherry and I guess i’ll always remember my first.

If you know someone who tells you they are really into music and they don’t love Emmylou Harris you should never trust anything they say about music ever again.

Seriously, what else is on that hashtag? I’m afraid to go look, ick.

I’m a vocal supporter of May-December romances, but I agree with you on this one that this whole thing with Lovitz feels inorganic, and has a general desperation/creepy vibe. I can’t think of one time where I’ve ever referred to my romantic partner in a M-D relationship as “daddy”, expected him to treat me like a…

“Trying to pull a Courtney Stodden” was actually my first thought on seeing this.

She clearly isnt.