When we get to the end of the year to pick our favorite stories of 2014, this will be one of mine. Not the assy way the media has reported on Jay, but this exact story of this family supporting their son. His mom rocks.

I make one of a kind creations pretty much every day. I think I will document them on my own blog: Dump

Guys, I'm going to start a lifestyle website called Squander and teach everyone how to take all of your potential, energy, ambition, and money and waste it by watching Designing Women reruns, eating Pringles, and buying expensive yoga clothes (read: loungewear) online. Fuck it.

I'm more excited about Katherine Heigl's lifestyle website:

My dad did something very similar to Alicia Silverstone. Saw her at a Starbucks in LA about 10 years ago and spent 15 minutes trying to get her to remember which of me or my sisters she went to high school with. She was like seriously, did not go to your daughters school! He told her to check her yearbook when she got…

What in the fuck? Someone is posting rape gifs and its extremely inappropriate, how do I report that?

Oh, and while you may not have a paella pan, just ask any of your friends that got married in the last 3ish years. They always ask for weird cooking equipment that they have zero intention of ever using. That's how I got my pan, some tajines of various sizes and levels of ornateness, and a few extra enameled dutch…

All I can think of.

That Mustaine clip was excruciating. Now, here's a few things.

Happy birthday!!!!! Enjoy your birthday meal!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday honey!

Happy Birthday!

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I got one of these for my birthday.

Malia shares her birthday with my Dad and my really, really dead first dog, Jazzy. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

Me too, but no one ever understands my reference! Major bummer.

Literally came here to make the same falafel comment.

And how about that whole trying to screw the cop who was dating his ex wife? He is a baaaad man.

Everyone should yell "Falafel" whenever they see him on the streets. How he still allowed to play a sanctimonious pig on TV after all that is beyond me.