There were several times. He was a lot of fun, and certain positions were more accommodating.

I'm pretty sure this list isn't actually accurate, but if your bf isn't getting the job done.... ;) (I'm from MA, bf from NH, and I'm more than happy with him AND his dick).

Yep. "Long on the drink, short on the dink". It's patently untrue. I've researched this. Several times.

What in the actual fuck. No The King and I????

You know it. The most generously endowed dude I've ever been with was a fellow Masshole. I had to put an ice pack on my delicates the day after our first hookup. No joke!

Happy to help. ;)

Happy to live in New England. :)

The only sandwich I'd make that smug-looking fuck would consist entirely of knuckles.

Bring it on!!!

Yes - a ricer makes it so much less tiresome and yields a damn good consistency.

Total catnip.

I was kind of hoping for Ewan McGregor. You know he would sing the hell out of that role.

I'll be interested to hear how his performance is received. Christopher Plummer was SO GORGEOUS in the role and I'm assuming Moyer won't try to emulate the stuffy exasperation perfectly (though Season 1 Bill Compton did give him a good background for that).

Oh man - I feel so conflicted about watching this.

Stephen Moyer is actually well-cast. He has a surprisingly good voice with nice tone, from the snippet I heard at least.

Holy shit, this is TERRIBLE. I didn't have high expectations, but this is beyond underwhelming. Where to start? Garish, yet boring; overpriced, yet cheap.

No one talked about Miley Cyrus for like 2 hours, so the brows just HAD to go.

Funny how she thought Lizbeth was a radical enough change to buy some anonymity.

I used this recipe, BUT!

- I scored crosshatches into the eggplant steaks, about 1/2" apart and about 1/8" deep
- I topped with scallions instead of basil

Well, I don't have a lot of details, but I do know he ran to the store for her a lot, carried the milk in, and cleared her walkway. She'd give him like a dime for his trouble most times. This was in 1926 or so. Grandpa's been gone for about 15 years so the details are a bit fuzzy!

Fun fact: my grandfather used to run errands for Ms. Borden. Said she was always polite.