And I bet he blames her

“My life is over.”

I...

You know what I also do sometimes? If there’s a salad on the table, sometimes I just dump some salad right onto the pizza and fold it up and eat it like a freak. Salad pizza is always better than it sounds.

Oh shit, thanks for telling me. I felt that, but I thought was just gas.

“Look. I like you. But you’re, like, a 4 out of 10. That’s not good enough to beat spicey’s ratings. Definitely not. So you need to get up to at least a 6 out of 10. Hit the gym, cut back on the McDees, tan every once and a while...you know. Actually care about your body and appearance. Unlike now. Where you obviously…

Suggesting an alternative place to eat for somebody who isn’t comfortable isn’t weird. Assuming they aren’t comfortable because they aren’t as educated as you and telling that to the country is weird.

Breastfeeding in food areas is a-ok, that’s food. Diaper changing should be done in poop areas, that’s poop. Seems obvious?

“A View to a Butthole” sounds like porn based on a bad James Bond plot.

Meanwhile, Melania is clearly not wearing Paul Ryan-approved “appropriate attire”.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Stop this bad habit. Finish the food before you serve it to them. This is how they will come to appreciate good, well finished food.

Clean off the rim of that plate!

Thank you.

Same. I feel bad.

I get what you’re saying, but it still seems a bit unfair to pin this all on JKR when we don’t know that she knew about the rumors at the time (I mean, would she even be the kind of person who pays attention to rumors about American celebrities?), nor do we know if she was all that involved in the casting of…

Okay kids

The scale of this wasn’t really known when casting happened.

JK Rowling isn’t the casting director, but point taken. I’m sure she could’ve voiced opposition if she’d wanted to.

Read it everyday, hoping for the best. You are correct that they go in on Ivanka - but that’s easy, isn’t it? Showing pics of her stolen shoe designs isn’t risky or challenging anything, right? That’s no different that People.