I’ve written many a provocative memo, many devils advocate pieces.

??? Red flag red flag red flag

Nice whistle. Where’s your dog?

Who is paying money to see her do anything?

“If my brother said/did it, it must be wrong”, every Gallagher in every situation.

She and her husband were adults. Their victims, including her own sister, were teenaged.

Hi Hannah! A minor quibble, but should this not read “under wraps”? Or was he really into a niche porn featuring great rhymes?

“Press and guess access” - while a typo - is also scarily accurate.

Elect a better president?

“Imagine a senior, who has paid four years of Stanford tuition.”

True, but it worries me that so many Americans seem to have resigned themselves to eight years, rather than strategising ways to limit It [sic] to four.

Hush your mouth!

🇨🇦oh sorry.

That’s not white culture, silly guy. That’s Euro-American culture.

On the upside, you might have a helluva good whiskey in five years. That’s what we did! https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/25/canadian-wildfire-whisky-wood-buffalo-brewing-alberta-fort-mcmurray

From Merriam-Webster:

I thought it was a new sitcom.

Hmmm... these are huge, sorry.

Yeah, if your home is righteous it has ways off shutting that down.

You know that’s a fake account, right?