This has been going on for years. I don’t think they’re after your job.

Been going on for 40+ years already soooo.....

My wife did it and she’s relatively tame by north standards

I would totally do this sober. First shot of the night. Sign me up. But I’m from another cold Canadian town, and love doing gross shit.

I’ve been right here!

Hmmm. And where have you been this last week “paultoes”? If that is your real name...

“In some ways, Trump is one of the best things to happen to this country because look at how many people are getting off their posteriors,” says Sherry Wells, the Green Party’s Michigan chairwoman. “So part of me is giggling.”

OMG JOLIE IS BACK!!!!

Liberals can’t even shoot straight.

Yeah... colonialism in Canada really took a giant shit on the indigenous people, here, and they’re still trying to get out from under it. The colonizers’ descendants aren’t helping, much. I can’t stand those Canadians who act like everything’s fine, that the “natives are demanding too much”, to stop spoiling them,…

Our reserves have notoriously horrific conditions. Canadians like to front like we are so progressive and post-racial but we have a very disturbing history of treatment of First Nations (and Inuit and Métis) people, and ongoing issue addressing said conditions on reserves.

A+ invocation of Prince John.

The last bit is why she didn’t entirely get owned: her deal with the DUP may make things even more terrifying. The DUP makes the Tea Party look like Joe Manchin.

Do NOT give them any more ideas they don’t need, mmkay ...?

We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.

The “out” is suicide. I know the sentencing. And we all have different limits. I would never wish rape on anybody, even a rapist (and he likely won’t be in gen pop since he’s already attempted suicide and is famous).

Also, I think you’re misreading things (happens to all on Kinja). I’m saying I hope he doesn’t…

Man, I don’t know what happened between these two but somewhere along the way a Wonderwall went up between them and was never brought down.

“Females”

I’ll just add this photo of the original piece’s author: