And yet “he saved her job” when “they” wanted to fire her. The only “they” in this story is him. HE wanted her banished. So much bullshit....so much.

my worst Miss U.

Begone.

you seem stressed

Yeah, considering that Julianne Hough dressed up in blackface for Halloween in 2013, I wouldn’t hesitate to assume that her discomfort owed to (at the very fucking least) racial insensitivity.

A.) Walking, talking bowl of buttered noodles = perfection

Is Julianne the same bitch that wore blackface for a costume?

As a Canadian, I care a ton about the royals. Why? because without the monarchy, we’d all be french. For that simple reason alone, they deserve my attention even if they are nothing more than figure heads these days.

You cared enough to comment over your disdain.

So how come cops always seems to shot and kill the black man without a weapon but the white guy who shot up an elementary school is taken into custody without incidence? Cops seems to inherently see black men as constant threats. I guess maybe they identify with angry white men so they feel more comfortable handling…

Sanity, also lost.

Nothing about Angie seeking comfort from Johnny Depp???

perhaps. honestly, most of my intent was to see how many piano puns i could jam into his priggish behavior.

Instead of meals, eat snacks. Twelve almonds a day, one every hour or so, and then spend the other twelve hours sleeping to take your mind off the gnawing hunger in your gut.

He drinks everything from wine to beer to vodka.

You’re underestimating how much his supporters REALLY REALLY want to have brown people know their fucking place again.

My personal issue with this break-up is that I have a new ear worm to torment me. (Substitute: Brangelina)

If Leo has a tongue like that, it explains a lot...

I think Angelina cheated on Brad with Tom Cruise because she really had hots for Katie Holmes who was actually interested in Brad... who, in turn, wanted Nicole Kidman who wouldn’t have any of it because she has been BFFs with Jennifer Aniston since they starred in 2011's “Just Go With It” but did not tell anybody…

amirite