kastlethymelyandsage
Kastle, Queen of . . .
kastlethymelyandsage

Sorry to burst your condescension and faux indignation bubble but the only thing it says about them is that they probably don’t pre-screen tweets from established politicians. I doubt it was put on the air intentionally, which is why it’s so amusing.

I love* how Hillary being cheated on is a mark against her.

It’s hilarious that Trump accused Hillary for ‘not having stamina’, while he couldn’t stand for 60 minutes of a debate without panting, sweating, and sniffling, while she stood there smiling, fresh as a daisy.

“Can you believe how many shitty airports I’ve had to hang out in that don’t even have caviar and hooker service? Why isn’t THAT a campaign issue, I ask you?”

“Get your rosaries off my ovaries” is my favorite!

Prostitutes already have marriage equality, silly, it’s pretty much required for them to be married when they run for office.

Or the US is...

“Yeah that was tough”

Sidepiece is both self-explanatory and gender neutral.

Oh so that’s what happened when they left the attic.

That’s not what cheating is about. Cheaters don’t go looking for someone hotter.

He has yet to deny his involvement.

Do we know Trump didn’t kill her? I’m just asking questions.

A lot of people are saying Donald J. Trump murdered JonBenet Ramsey.

Why do people still obsess over this case? How many non-rich, non-white girls have been murdered in the 20 years since, and where are their TV specials? I’m very interested in true crime stories, but this one has just always made me feel very, very icky.

It was Trump. Trump killed JonBenet Ramsey. But he didn’t act alone. Burke paid him $5 to do it and Trump needed the money.

I see what you did there.

I hope not. Whatever’s happened between them, they both seem truly devoted to their children. Maybe they’ll take the high road.

Unless Brad left Angie for Taylor.