Because the appearance of impropriety in a woman is more of a threat than actual evidence of impropriety in a man. This is known.

From now on, all briefings should be conducted using body language exclusively. The intelligence officers will sit silently while Trump stares at them, and determines from the angle of their knees what ISIS will do next.

So they sent three immature men with anger issues to an intelligence briefing? What could possibly go wrong?

OK, so HRC had improperly marked emails on a server that was not the official State Department server, and people are all up in arms that maybe some classified information maybe COULD HAVE BEEN compromised (let’s pay no attention to the fact that the actual government servers on which her emails would normally be WERE…

If you're lucky enough to have one where you're the center of attention they're rad. But sometimes it's just too much coordination and I don't find waiting my turn fun at all.

I find planned ones are very very tricky, organic threesomes and moresomes are, in my experience, very touchy feely (drugs were involved too tho) and lots of kissing went on my planned one was so silly and awful I can dm you my silly story about it if you want.

i suspect that depends largely on what you’re kissing...

I think she’s discussing the Houses of Parliament in London, England, not the Canadian House of Parliament in Ottawa, Canada.

Well, you guys did burn down York (now Toronto) first.

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the…

Bobby’s off this week! Sometimes they do release us into the wild (briefly).

What happened to Bobby? Did I miss something? There was no midweek madness. While I quite enjoy your writing, Kelly, I'm just used to Bobby writing about this sort of thing.

Man, it’s about time. also fuck you preibus. That comment is the political equivalent of cheap catcalling women are subjected to on a daily basis. Your candidate looks like a toad whether he is smiling or not.

I know this is jokey but in all seriousness I can’t tell you how quietly thrilled I am that my nieces and nephew have grown up with a black president and they just don’t remember any different. (We are white, and they are all 13 and under.) And they are so used to having an admirable, intelligent, respectable…

I think you just described Joe Biden.

But what about white kids? Won’t somebody think about how it affected their psyche seeing a Black family in the White House?

I’m from the MN and was in preschool when Jacob was abducted. We still left a light on for him, and us kids would caution each other about being out at night by just saying his name. The Wetterling family’s tragedy is definitely part of the MN psyche.

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

Jewel’s response is lovely: