Listen... the next time a pederast talks to you about your vulva you punch them right in the neckbone.

Of course I know which one the vagina is! That’s the one girls pee out of!

Eh. She’s a veteran. It was probably just her usual line.

I like how Trump knows all about European attitudes towards soft core pornography, but was totally ignorant on the ramifications of Brexit.

Or St. John-Smythe?

starring and replying to you so that everyone can see your assholey comment and humiliate you for your assholeness. enjoy your learning.

OMG a first-grader fidgeting in class! Unheard of! Who knew teachers had to put up such wretched, out-of-control behavior?

the disgrace was the families suing in the first place. Just because a few people on comment boards and social media feel bad doesn’t mean you can do whatever the fuck you want legally. They hired ambulance chasing lawyers, turned down a hefty generous settlement offer, and then lost on it. PR? Fuck that. Don’t file…

EEEE I’M GOING TO SEE HER IN CONCERT IN A COUPLE WEEKS!!!!

Dolly is truly the Sweetest Gift

Oddly I have met several people from Pigeon Forge and they all have the best things to say about her. Dollywood pretty much saved the area financially and she gives away thousands of books to Tennesee school children every year.

I want to tell Dolly all my problems and then have her sing Joline to me!

I feel like she is genuinely saying all of these things from a place of love and not in a humblebrag way whatsoever. Seriously. She just seems like one of the best humans to ever grace this earth.

I cannot conceive how this can possibly be true for any adult. They ride up your crotch/buttcrack when you bend over or sit down or curl up, and they require you to strip naked in order to pee. It is the height of discomfort and inconvenience.

That was all being spoken while Orlando was inside her.

“He can now look forward to a productive life without being burdened with the stigma of having to register as a sex offender.

Fixing something by covering it with butter is like fixing something by battering & deep-frying it. You didn’t make it good, you just covered it in something great.

Jon Stewart should do it. He has zero issues with critiquing her in an intelligent way. And then they can get drunk Uncle from SNL to do the "typical Trump" portion.

I think she’d be wise to do two sets of debate prep. The first against the most hateful, deranged xenophobic misogynist she can find, and the second against someone who has actually had some policies drilled into his skull (and is on Xanax). Because goddess forbid she prepare for the first and encounter the second.

Hmmm.... maybe if her staff perused the comments on the “No Man’s Sky” article, and recruited the commenters with the most misspellings and gendered invectives, then deprived those guys of food but gave them alcohol and PCP, they might approach Trumpian-levels of discourse in a mock debate.