It’s green and red, SHUT UP!

Christ, give it a rest. Do you really have so little going on in your life that this is what you choose to spend your time on?

None. It’s not an elephant, it’s a drawing.

YOU ALL GOT YOUR GD DIRT BAG

They were mad because “Insouciance” has one “s” and two “c”s.

Oh god, I just realized what the piece is about. It’s a long piece of wood that is not particularly comfortable. It’s a damn dick joke.

I should be so lucky that she considers my dreams worth haunting. Still, this is kinda funny in a “bone broth” and “white people discover collard greens” sort of way.

If it makes you feel any better, it isn’t that they are smart, just that their lawyers are.

It comes in a wide assortment of colors!

I’m not gonna lie...the first night it’s cold enough to put it on I do a little happy/cozy dance!

I need this in my life

I want this.

Beautiful kinja, full marks.

But even the Vermont Country Store sells “intimate massagers” these days!

Oh my! Talk of sex in daylight hours?

“When your 3 year old daughter looks at the tv and says mummy look purple play doh I like play doh.”

Oh I’m sure the Queen Mother had the first diesel-powered vibrator. Long live the Queen!

I will not watch any one of these videos, but I will read this stories about them. Second-hand is about as close as I want to get to this.

There’s always drama in the banana stand.