#HillaryJamieLeeTruthersUnite

Stealing Bourtney for my next boy cat.

I was knocked-up, married, divorced, and shacked-up (in that order!) by 28.

I gotta be honest, I don’t why you do either.

So, at 34 i am way past the age of desperation and heading into learned helplessness.

UM...Amber Heard is filing for divorce from Johnny Depp.

I’m sure Kim’s dress is couture yet somehow it still looks like she picked it up at Bebe.

Yeah, but not only is this not physically what is on offer anymore (aging), I am not sure that he is as amusing/entertaining when someone else isn’t writing his lines. Also, I don’t believe the divorce rumours, but love to be involved in talking shit about people I don’t know or have any real information about that.

He CAN’T handcuff her! There is a process for contempt of court; he didn’t even charge her with contempt of court. He made her sit in the corner like a fucking toddler in time out. There is no reason why this should have happened.

It is conceivable she was so obnoxious and inappropriate over such a long period of time that the handcuffing is justified.

Even if she was in contempt, I believe there are proper legal procedures to be followed instead of treating her like a child and making her sit in a corner?

Wait, can you back up to the bear costume?

Go for it!

Okay, you guys know how one time I met Ruth Bader Ginsburg? Well, there was this other time that Lindy posted on Jez about a cure for c. diff being poop transplants, which was hilarious (of course). I commented on that post (it was before Kinja was doing the greys thing, and I can’t remember what the system was like,…

watched porn with my parents when i was a teenager

All you old-timer Jezzies be jealous, because I am seeing Lindy on Wednesday night.

You are greatly missed around these parts, Lindy!

Nah, Trump wants to build the wall to reduce illegal immigration from the Sidhe of Tir Na Nog. The whole climate change thing is just a ruse to get permission for the wall.

“Do you know who I am?” Sacca thundered repeatedly, according to an eyewitness, a Broadway theater worker who requested anonymity.

They’re leaning pretty hard of the private property “defense”.