Glert Panther is a very nice name.

I thought the same thing too until I saw that it was Bobby’s own wishful thinking.

Yep. Amal hoards gold. I can’t believe it, but it’s true.

Love you Bobby Finger. Seriously, I know you didn’t start This Week in Tabloids, but you’re the Chosen One for this feature - no one has ever done it better. But InTouch deserves a (potentially unprecedented?) ‘A’ this week! For doing actual journalism! For once, they didn’t make shit up, they filed a FOIA request and…

Best celebrity-pet lookalike yet.

I was married on a Saturday, flew across the country for my honeymoon on the following Monday. My dad, his fiance, my siblings, and my dad’s siblings all rented a vacation house on an island in our homestate for the rest of the week - fun for them, fun for me. Wednesday night my dad called me to inform me that on…

There were reports of a bear having ODed on this stuff. It was seen running around wearing a brown hat, yelling FLAKKA FLAKKA FLAKKA!

.....This is the dumbest thing anyone has ever written on the internet, ever.

What happens to these moms who slutshame in defense of their sons? Is it the fierce protectiveness of parenthood that blinds them to the fact that they were once girls too? Is it religion or some other societal or cultural construct that makes them value their sons and defend their behaviors over the wellbeing of…

Oh come on

I know like, five of these words.

OMG your body doesn’t belong to you. It is there only for the pleasure of others, so just get used to it. What, you think you’re an actual person or something?

I was referring to you. But, then, assholes often don’t recognize that they are, indeed, assholes.

My brother has crohn’s, you don’t get to fucking judge peoples decision whether or not to have kids, It’s their choice not yours and there is also no guarantee the kids will even have it.

hahaha if we got tested for smoking weed nobody would have jobs. We have a pothead trying to run for Prime Minister ffs

Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.

For crissakes! If you’re going to dance.........DANCE!

I’ll say this: I used to get a lot of very high-ranking Admirals and Generals on lunch shifts when I worked in Crystal City (right near the Pentagon). Every single one I ever served—without fail—was a great customer—super polite, good tippers, didn’t make a fuss. I know YMMV may vary and all, but my personal…

I feel bad for kids that are homeless and hungry. This pampered little twit owns a house, for fuck’s sake.